tell it to the one-legged man, so he can bump it down the road!

a response to something you dont care about

"you suck"
"tell it to the one-legged man, so he can bump it down the road!"

by mike mackenzie August 29, 2008

Back in 1991 I saw a guy driving down the road who owned one.

Greg Snyder was witness to one of the most key moments of 1991. It was back in 1991 when he saw a guy driving down the road who owned one. Greg went on to state his claim for all to see on social media. He didn’t care who believed him. A man of principle and character, a gentleman and a scholar.

Whoa, look at that sweet 1988 Chrysler Conquest TSI!!
Back in 1991 I saw a guy driving down the road who owned one.

by Hurt Feelings December 2, 2020

tell it to the one-legged man, so he can bump it down the road!

the greatest come back ever

guy 1 -he said "tell it to the one-legged man, so he can bump it down the road!"

guy 2 -he is the man!

by the cleaner April 30, 2006

road deal

when you pick-up a random piece of ass at a truck stop.

I was driving to Mobile, Alabama and came across a great Road Deal in Biloxi.

by BluesBaller December 13, 2016

dirt road swagg

dirt road swag is like regular swag except it's for hillbillys, rednecks, and country people.

swag hillbillies rednecks swagger

person one: he always wears those camo clothes and work boots
person two: thats cause he's got that dirt road swagg

by remi22 May 15, 2011

road rules

a shitty reality television program which has spawned a whole race of reality television programs which are now consuming and ruining television as we know it. Considered a profanity.

Ted: shit man, that totally sucks a whole bunch.
Pat: yeah. road rules.

by pat July 13, 2003

Road Razor

Another name for such a vehicle as the Roadtec SX-8 Soil Stabilizer/Reclaimer, which "shaves" road and street pavement with its interior cutting drum, making room for new pavement to be installed by other road workers.

There's roadwork on the street, and the Road Razor is at work.

by Info2go August 16, 2025