dog fever

When all your friends get a cute new furry friend and now you want to be a dog mom/dad too

Dexter started getting dog fever when he saw his friend's new adorable puppies

by puppiesarelife July 20, 2019

lesser dog

A dog from undertale you fight in snowdin,keep petting him will make his neck will go further into the sky!And further..And further..And further..And further..And further..And further..And further..And further..And further..And further..And further..And further..And further..And further..!Then it will go lower and lower..and lower..and lower..and lower..and lower..and lower..and lower..and lower..Lesser dog.

Frisk:STOP PETTING LESSER DOG!
Toriel:HE BEARS FOR AFFECTION AND I HAVE SO MUCH!
Lesser dog:Yes more please!

by ARandomGamerThatHasNoSocnGames May 13, 2017

Dog Love

When a dog shows you love, its loyal, it respects you and its eternal. The same 'doglove' can be shown by one person to another, no matter what they do or say, the love and loyalty is solid!

There's no love like the dog love.... ( Dog Love, DMX)

by realmanc December 11, 2011

dirty dog

When a person of one gender engages in numerous shady activities with the person of the opposite gender.

Brian: Where did Jonny go?
Kevin: He's at the bookstore with Giraffe woman.
Brian: That dirty dog.

by wonderbrian February 22, 2009

dog's age

A country term referring to a period of time roughly equal to 10-15 years, but really just means a long time. Similar to coon's age.

(From "The Waterboy")
Mama: "Why you home so early, my precious angel?"
Bobby Boucher: "Mama, somethin' bad
happened today."
Mama: "Somebody hurt you, my boy? Who hurt
you? You tell Mama who hurt you."
Bobby Boucher: "Nobody, Mama. It's just that...I lost my position as the team's
water distribution engineer."
Mama: "Why, that's the best news I've heard in a dog's age. Now you be able to spend your days at home where you belong."

by Nicholas D March 17, 2009

cheese dog

The act of performing anal sex.

Also defined as a male rubbing his package against the ass of another male in crowded places for his own sexual gratification.

I met this girl at the bar last night and gave her a cheese dog in the back room. What a whore!

Fuck...I think that guy just gave me a cheese dog while I was standing at the bar!

by Baloon Knot Bill December 19, 2006

fucking the dog

hiding out somewhere instead of doing your job during working hours

Tony..."Where`s Marty?" Jack..."The boss just left for the day so he`s probably out fucking the dog"

by Boobird September 21, 2009