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Lick the Tent

1) On a camping trip when two friends get it on in a tent, the remaining party draw straws. The camp-goer with the shortest straw must lick the tent where their friends are enjoying themselves. While this occurs the remaining party chant ‘lick the tent’ to encourage their friend and motivate them through the perils of dry tongue. If the tent licker ‘does a great job’ they are showered with offerings of copper and bathed in fresh lavender by the most beautiful of the group. However, if they fail at licking the tent adequately, they must beg for forgiveness from the tent couple and bring them gifts of fresh mint and macaroni paintings.

2) When you wake up with morning wood under a blanket and your lover ‘licks the tent’.
Darling, wake up my dear, you must see this… now… (whispers softly) lick the tent, gently now…”
by KMAG YOYO July 28, 2022
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Devious Lick

A successful act of stealing something with a high value, usually from a place of education.
Look at this devious lick I got”
Diabolical
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Melich (me-lick)

Noun: Spineless, bottom feeder, a troll that descended from a jellyfish. Slimy disgusting single-minded organism.
Damn that insurance agent was such a Melich (me-lick), he was so slimy and disgusting he was undressing me with his eyes till you said something. What a perv.
by Gators316 July 11, 2022
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Lick fister

A dirty little sod who will lick their fist during an act of sexual intercourse
"He fisted her and then kicked his first, disgusting, what a dirty lick fister".
by Sauce_Monkey October 3, 2020
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Devious Lick

Students Take Items From School And Post It On Social Media As A Trend Going On Tiktok Owner of Devious Lick is @dtx.2cent
What A Devious Lick Item You Got From School
by LilCream September 10, 2021
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devious lick

a stupid trend someone started by stealing a box of masks from their school.
person 1: hey, you know the kid who started the 'devious lick' trend?

person 2: yeah, that kid is straight (derogatory).
by avengersphobicfp September 15, 2021
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Devious Lick

A devious lick is when someone steals an item of great social or political importance. The act of stealing the item must fit the criteria of being either devious, devilish, or nefarious.
Person 1: "It's only the first day of school and I already hit the most devious lick."
Person 2: "Oh yeah? What'd you get?"
Person 1: *Pulls 45. out of school bag
by Heterosexual white male September 17, 2021
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