Snake skin watercraft

A piss filled condom used as a dildo mostly favored at lesbian parties.

Aw dude did you see those 2 lesbos going at it with that snake skin watercraft?!
DUDE THATS NASTY MAN!!

by watthefrukbitch January 08, 2010

London snake hole

Just more useless slang for an asshole.

Anon : hey, did you know anon's such a London snake hole?

by Best Based Lord August 06, 2016

Kill da snake

A term coined by @ButterBeanBisc1 on Twitter. Usually spammed by Anti Snakers to annoy Pro Snakers.

1: Kill da snake
2: Don't you have anything better to do?

by TPSEpicGamer January 26, 2021

Texan gutter-snake

When a woman defecates onto a man's face, then collects it into a urinary funnel, and proceeds to stuff all of it into the man's urethra. The man then proceeds to anally have sex with the female, slowly refilling her by pushing the excrement out and into her rectum.

Bro I was having a hard time getting off until I hired this cheep hooker to give me a Texan gutter-snake.

by The Texan Reptile February 20, 2020

Snake doctor style

Going in 'Snake doctor style'.

This involves only using a hand gun while rushing a room and killing all of the enemies with precision aiming and accuracy, in a split second.

"Watch my back, I'm going in 'Snake doctor style'!"

by Apache95 October 24, 2011

bed-o-snakes

A toilet so full that the mound of excrement has crested the rim of the bowl, resembling a bed of snakes.

The porta-john at the race hadn’t been emptied all day. A man went in and then emerged ashen faced, clearly shaken by what he’d witnessed. Next in line was a woman with her young son who was squirming with urgency to use the facilities. The man said, "Lady I’m serious, don’t let that boy go in there, it’s a bed-o-snakes!"

by cretin11 November 29, 2011

wake n snake

When you have sexual intercourse as soon as or soon after you wake from sleeping.

My boyfriend is really horny recently, every morning he wants to wake n snake!

by lucian246 May 19, 2015