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Hide the Snake in the Grass

When a man is having sex with a woman who has a bush.
john went to bed with mary and and played hide the snake in the grass
by akfisher907 May 28, 2009
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Snake skin watercraft

A piss filled condom used as a dildo mostly favored at lesbian parties.
Aw dude did you see those 2 lesbos going at it with that snake skin watercraft?!
DUDE THATS NASTY MAN!!
by watthefrukbitch January 8, 2010
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Murrumbidgee Sea Snake

A mythical snake that is found at the Murrumbidgee river. IT RAVES TILL DAWN
"did you see the Murrumbidgee Sea Snake"
"Yer man, it was Raving till DAWN
by PrfBugsy November 20, 2014
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wake n snake

When you have sexual intercourse as soon as or soon after you wake from sleeping.
My boyfriend is really horny recently, every morning he wants to wake n snake!
by lucian246 May 20, 2015
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London snake hole

Just more useless slang for an asshole.
Anon : hey, did you know anon's such a London snake hole?
by Best Based Lord August 6, 2016
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Peoria Corn Snake

The boys and girls in Peoria, IL have had several sex ed classes and are well aware of using condoms when appropriate. But high unemployment prevents many to seek less expensive solutions. So one enterprising person invented the Peoria Corn snake. You hollow out a corn cob prior to having sex and at the right moment, one slips it on. This provides an effective alternative to pricey over the counter condoms.
Geese I wanted to tag Betty but ... damn she said "no protection ... no entry". So I met this fella who turned me on to the Peoria Corn Snake. Slipped that ole baby on and Betty spread like an eagle. Even said she paid no mind to the husk I left on for decoration.
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Sucky Sucky Snake

When a girl is blowing you and all of a sudden she sucks too hard and sucks all of the semen out of your dick before you can blow your load.
Bro I was fucking my girl last night and she sucky sucky snaked me. It hurt like hell!
by Mumxii July 26, 2016
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