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False shark

One way you know someone claiming to be a shark is not a shark is sharks don't run other animals off. Another way you know someone who claims to be a shark is not a shark is sharks don't need tanks and scuba apparatus to swim deep underwater, their bodies are made for their environment, which is not a natural environment for humans.
The false shark said he/she was a shark, despite a lack of similarity to the underwater animals.
by Solid Mantis December 11, 2019
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Clark The Shark

Shark boy ; A prehistoric creature that has been living under the depths of the sea. It is a vicious creature indeed.
It is known for being quite short in length. However, it has deadly uneven teeth that are known to be quite strong; it can take a chunk out of a toe. It is reported to have a poor sense of humor.
This shark also tends to simp however it is known for failing to find love in the sea.
A Clark The Shark also has a poor sense of direction and has a poor sense of vision.
It is a member of the predator family however it is often hunted by its own prey and sacrificed to a rock.

Conclusion I believe that in one more year it will go extinct.
Clark The Shark is coming after the little children, RUN AWAY!
by anonymous November 29, 2021
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Disguise Shark

To tell a lie so untrue that everyone believes it.
That rich kid told everyone that he had a gun, now that little ass disguise shark has everyone hunkered down.
by Buttquack October 6, 2022
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Baby shark

Very similar in many ways to a turtles head but much more aggressive.
Let me I the bathroom it's no longer a turtles head it's formed a baby shark. Oh no......
by Bigfella74 July 5, 2023
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Uber shark

When you 'fair split' your friend and it makes it more expensive for them and cheaper for you.
Dude, I totally Uber Sharker Pat. Cost him nearly double what he would have spent by himself!
by joepour March 29, 2016
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Ultimate Shark Pog

Rainbow Shark Pog, it means epic, but more excited.
by Sjarlyewd July 15, 2022
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Pyjama Shark

Whether consciously aware of it or not, the pyjama shark is a metaphor or euphemism for an errant erect penis, escaping the unbuttoned cave of non-fastened pyjama crotches.
ALT: Of a person; someone who cruises hospital wards for sex.
1: ...and his pyjama shark was leaning out to see....
2: “That guy’ with the chocolates and flowers is a disgusting pyjama shark...”
by v1ct0rth3cl34n3r December 11, 2017
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