Session Stoned

The haze you are in after a day of sessioning (sessions include but not limited to surf sessions, kiteboarding sessions, wakeboarding sessions, skateboarding sessions, snowboarding sessions)

"Man I am session stoned today, I surfed 3 times yesterday."

by Peaceloveandharmmoney November 29, 2015

STONED

High

I’m stoned

by Lillian Pumpernickel September 30, 2018

wet stone

A great nickname for an uncle

Call me wet stone eden

by BigBoyAaronE November 18, 2016

stone laughter

Laughing with a stone face.

E.g. Stone laughter: -.- followed by hahaha

by Lalaboy April 12, 2014

Stonely

When you get stoned by yourself and you get bored and lonely.

Babs so stonely they she texted her friends at 3am. She shared all her high philosophies about aliens and how there is a cat staring her. Babs doesn’t have a cat.Babs was severely stonely.

by CosmicSweets October 8, 2021

Stone Skipping

A series of progressively slower and quieter farts that sounds like a stone skipping across the water.

Tommy: Damn, what was that like five in a row?

Spencer: Hell yeah bro you know I be stone skipping

by timyord June 6, 2020

stoned quiche

a group of poeple who like to fuck and smoke lots of weed. normally consist of a griffin chloe emma and a harry.

they know how to surf too.

that group is the stoned quiche.

by my g girl yep September 18, 2017