Rock Abrasion

Two people who are really cold rubbing their extremely hard, coarse nipples together making the theoretical mental sound of two rocks being rubbed together.

Girl: My nipples are so hard.
Boy: You wanna...rub’m together?...
Girl: Uhmmmm...yah
*
Boy: Mmmhmm that’s some dope ass rock abrasion.

by Samwise Enzelick July 10, 2020

simp rock

A type of music sung from a male point of view, generally falling in the "easy listening" genre, whose subject matter focuses on one or more of the following themes: 1) How wonderful life is to have a certain current romantic partner (generally a woman), 2) How wonderful life was when one had a certain romantic partner (generally a woman), 3) How horrible life is now that one does not have a certain romantic partner (generally a woman), 4) How horrible life was UNTIL one found a certain romantic partner (generally a woman), or 5) How one will do anything it takes to keep a current romantic partner. Almost any song from the band "Air Supply" epitomizes this.

I know she dumped you, but listening to that simp rock is just going to make you feel worse! (OR) Hey! I know that you're excited about your new woman, but don't go singing that simp rock to her.

by DJ Dash September 2, 2020

The Holy Rock

A God that came to Earth from the top left corner of the universe. Has destroyed many civilizations over small things and will most likely continue to do so. Currently at Earth debating whether or not to end us.

"The Holy Rock has no mercy when its choice is final."

by TheFistOfTheMyths September 14, 2020

dog rock

A weathered, and typically hardened dog turd.
Usually ripe for kicking at or into anything you could imagine.

I spotted a old "dog rock" on the side of the road... So I soccer kicked that "curb nugget" right into the hood of some dudes drug rug.

by Dilboss September 28, 2020

Rock Brigade

A group of people/friends who ate obsessed with classic rock music.

John and the rock brigade usualy hang out at the park in the afternoon.

by The moist pelican October 1, 2020

teh rock

dwayne 'the rock' johnson but the 'the' is misspelled.

Person 1: which actor do you like the best?
Person 2: dwayne teh rock johnson

by SeaweedBrain69 October 14, 2020

Detroit rocks

Detroit rocks are pieces of crumbling, fallen down or demolished buildings that we find all over the D, otherwise known as 313.

Hey bud, what are all those cool objects on your mantle ?
Oh, those are Detroit rocks. Look, I got a piece of Michigan Central Station.

by nageuse September 12, 2012