Robert

Robert is you

Everyone is Robert, they will make you take your meds but Robert won't go away.

by Nojuicemorejews November 21, 2021

robert tally

The fucking best person in the world

Robert Tally is the best, mlg, 360 no scoping, almighty loaf.

by Anybody in the world May 22, 2017

Jack Roberts

a fucklefart who sucks a whole lotta bbc in the school bathrooms 😩🤤

"WOAH dudeee look! See that guy?? That's Jack Roberts!"
"DAYUMM, i wish i was that cool.."

by shelbitchhhh August 27, 2017

Robert Grindstaff

A slender built man with a large appendage who is known to make everyone happy

That young man is such a Robert Grindstaff.

by dragon slayer 3000 February 4, 2023

Robert

Over 50, owns a shit show of a store/gas station in a back woods hillbilly cousin loving town in Louisiana, pretends to be ‘Christian’ and openly favors one of his two children .

I have a cousin named Robert .

by Worst job ever August 9, 2025

Robert Silva

short dark haired fool with poofy hair.

That boy Robert Silva is a real doo doo head.

by Roberto Silva June 22, 2021

Robert

Likes to eat ramen NOODLES his hair looked like ramen NOODLES, play's fornite and sleeps with ramen NOODLES.

Friend of mine: can I have some.
Robert:what.
Friend of mine: your hair.

by Dani23101 June 2, 2018