Post Lunch Depression

Where you are sad you ate what you did for lunch and know you will pay for it in the bathroom later.

Jeremy - "What's wrong Alan?"
Alan - "I'm dealing with Post Lunch Depression after the fried chicken I ate."

by I-HATE-MINE December 9, 2013

post videogame amnesia

Having been told something while playing videogames then forgetting what it was when you are done.

Mom:"Did you put the clean clothes in the dryer like I asked?"
Son:"Sorry Mom, I had post videogame amnesia and I forgot"

by Warrior Will July 22, 2012

post sandwich depression

the feeling you get after you finish eating a darren turkey chip special

guy 1: Man, are you feeling alright?
guy 2: No man I just ate this sandwich, and now I think I've got post sandwich depression.

by dumbledarren March 9, 2011

Post-Cum Workout

When you masturbate again right after cumming.

So bro i just got done with my Post-Cum Workout regime and i swear my arm is getting bigger by the day.

by PressF4inthechatwhileholdALT January 26, 2020

Post Railed Syndrome

PSR: The tiredness, soreness, and fatigue you experience from being absolutely railed.

Sorry I'm so tired, I'm still suffering from Post Railed Syndrome from this morning.

by 699999999 January 23, 2023

Post-nightmare Fearpression

The feeling you get after waking up from a graphicly disturbing nightmare. Which leaves you fearful and wondering what the fuck is wrong with you that your brain created such disturbing things...

I dreamed last night of a man eating a cat, which gave me post-nightmare Fearpression

by Which lie July 9, 2016

Plan When To Post

Timing/postponing an udate on a social network in such a way that one will maximize exposure to it, and as such maximize responses to it. In other words, when one gets an idea for a funny/interesting/deep facebook status one must make sure that one posts it at a time when most people are bored at home and likely to see it and comment on or like it. It is also important to be sure that this update does not coincide with another significant event (major sporting/political/popular culture events) because then one's post will be lost in the multidude of mundane and banal posts reporting the outcome of the significant event.

1.
Guy: "Dude, I just got the funniest idea ever! I'm tweeting it right now!"

Dude: "No Guy, it's Saturday night. Everyone's gonna be out partying and getting wasted, so noone will see your tweet. You've gotta plan when to post. Tomorrow morning at 10 will be a good time, when everyone's in bed, hungover, and online because they don't wanna get up."

Guy: "Woah, you speak true, dude."

2.
Guy: "Ohmigawd! I just realised the meaning of life! Updating Facebook status right now!!"

Dude: "No no no! Plan when to post! The final match of the soccer world cup is starting in 10 minutes. Noone's gonna give a shit about Facebook right now, and after the match everyone's gonna be making statuses gloating about how their team won, or complaining if theirs lost. You'll have to give it a day if you want humanity to benefit from your wisdom."

Guy: "Dude, you're so wise!"

by Giant Ginger Medicine Man June 26, 2012