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by wedontgiveafooooooooock July 9, 2018

Check, please!

When you desperately want to escape an awkward situation because its just like so cringe

Penitent: I don't know what do to. I've tried everything. This sin just controls my life and can't find hope anywhere.
Priest: Hmmmmmm.... check, please!!!!

by BriggsBriggs April 22, 2022

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by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 19, 2025

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by TheSpartanicaOfAnyHellstromu3e April 19, 2025

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian April 28, 2025

I hate u I hate u I tease u Please go away Far away No

A lyric made from butchered English sung by Subin and Serri in the 2012 song Hit U by Dal☆Shabet.

Teenage girl: "I hate u I hate u I tease u Please go away Far away No!!!"

Braindead YT Shorts Toddler: "Damn is 😂🎉"

by thetorofangirl November 25, 2025

Mr. Two-Squeeze Thank-You-Please

An individual with low stamina when called upon to perform a hot carl, a Cincinnati bowtie or a similar act involving defecation on another person for one or both parties’ gratification. Generally it indicates that the person (Mister) can only squeeze their bowels twice (two squeeze) before completing the act (thank you please), which is considered unimpressive, disappointing and, in some circumstances, embarrassing. It’s comparable to a one-pump chump or ‘Mr. Wham-Bam-Thank-You-Maam’.

First heard in the 2013 film Movie 43.

“Drinks are cool. Have a few fuckin drinks. Makes you last longer!”
“‘Last longer’??”
“You don’t wanna be Mr. Two-Squeeze Thank-You-Please, right?”
“Oh, you definitely don’t wanna be that.”

by MotherEarthFracker January 6, 2024