paper candidate

A candidate representing a political party who seems highly unlikely to win, and although they are standing for office in good faith, may not be intending to campaign hard either. They usually do not have many resources, and may be political newcomers (or has-beens who are reluctant to leave politics). Their own organizations may not be willing or able to offer much support. As a result, they are usually not very visible on the campaign trail beyond putting up a few signs. In Quebec, the term for this type of candidate is “poteau” (post or pole), referring to signage on fenceposts or utility poles. Some may not campaign at all, just appearing on the ballot (“name on ballot”/NoB). Often this situation arises when a national political party wants to maintain its profile by running candidates in every district across the country, even ones that have traditionally shown little support.

This is not the same thing as a person who decides to run (or is manipulated into entering the race by other interests) in order to split the vote and prevent someone else from winning. An example of that from fiction is Willie Stark’s first gubernatorial campaign in “All The King’s Men”.
"When I went to vote today, I noticed Bob Aardvark's name at the top of the ballot. I didn't see him out campaigning and we didn't even get any campaign literature from him during the election. He must be a paper candidate. Wouldn't it be funny if a lot of people just voted for the first name they saw, and he got in~"
by TapirTrouble October 21, 2020
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Toilet paper

Nonexistent in stores during 2020
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by Cora :) March 23, 2020
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paper vape

Slang for a cig
Buddy let me bum a paper vape aye?
by Hellofucknigga September 24, 2023
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It a paper school full of psychopath teachers running around killing their students because they've got a bad grade
A : I love fundamental paper education

B: You're a fucking weirdo
by Mac cool guy April 18, 2024
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Ur nans adoption paper

Ur nans adoption paper is a sacred text which no one shall grasp
What’s that scared text? Oh it’s ur nans adoption paper
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paper airplane

kid 1:oi throw a paper airplane at that kid

:kid 2: oki
kid 3: ow wtf
Teacher: i hate my life.
by Justa urbandictionary worder October 16, 2023
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Cutting the Paper

The act of giving your partner a paper cut in and around her vagina, and then giving it to her.
Hey Jim, I was just cutting the paper with Candice, and I came in two seconds.
by dirtymidget69 June 15, 2010
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