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Pipe Crack

Being a Butt Wiser is the act of becoming a real wise-cracker and smart-ass through the act of smoking a glass crack pipe through your booty. You will then become known as both a pipe cracker and a crack piper, interchangeably under the influence of a pipe crack.
"If you're begging for my root, I am afraid you'll rutabaga me booty. If you chew and swallow rutabagas, they will end up in your doodie. If you smoke a smart-ass crack pipe out of your booty, you'll be a butt wiser inside the pipe crack of the mind's doodie."
by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 3, 2023
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Poo piping

Poo piping is the art of using icing bag nozzles wedged in ya butt hole to create pattens, and do fancy writing using ya poo
by Herbie August 4, 2022
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Pipe Grouping

Multiple Pipes in a piping/plumbing system that are running in the same direction serving multiple fixtures, assemblies, or units. These Groupings can be installed using a variety of different support techniques including but not limited to Unistrut racks, loop hangers, clevis hangers etc.
“We will be fabricating this pipe grouping down the corridor.”

“It doesn’t make sense to fabricate this pipe grouping because it is just simple small runs.”
by M. Tellefson March 24, 2023
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Oklahoma Pipe Jack

The art of lying on your back, bending your legs above your head, and spraying diarrhea into the air onto your body and/or others.
"The Taco Bell from last night gave me a super powerful Oklahoma Pipe Jack this morning."
by PooniesNeverSayDie April 19, 2018
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Uilleann Piping

Masturbating someone's cock with you're elbow
Nora was feeling frisky last night and didn't want to do bagpiping again so she asked Nigel did he wanna try uilleann Piping instead as she proceeded to jerk him off with his cock under her elbow
by Stanto 77 February 28, 2024
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Pipe slider

When you shit in the toilet, you know it came out and made a noise but when you look down it has disappeared into the unknown even though you didn’t flush
“How was it?” “Bro that was a hectic pipe slider
by Rabbit bums May 14, 2022
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Pipe Monkey

one who plays with cock, mainly in thier mouth, endearing term for a homosexual
Randolph loves the cock, that pipe monkey cant talk for theamount of dick in his mouth
by Goatblower May 10, 2018
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