one in the pipe

A humorous phrase used when a person, who is caught off guard, completely and immediately ends a violent situation by being violent first/faster/more efficiently. (usually a punch thrown resulting in a knockout, or a gun fired fatally at an opponent)

The action taken would be referred to as being the 'one in the pipe' and the person who performed said action would be in posession of it.

Similar to saying "I was ready" even though there was no way anyone could have seen something coming.
When the man talking to Darius' girlfriend tried to throw a punch at him, Darius acted quickly by throwing an even faster punch, knocking the assailant out cold.

"He didn't know I had one in the pipe." -Darius
by BigNastySteve November 16, 2023
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Pertifrated Pipe

A pertifrated pipe is designed with small slots or holes to allow water to exit or enter easily, but can only be supplied and installed in Sunderland.

This type of pipe is frequently used for underground drainage systems and other outdoor uses due to its ability to absorb and drain water in and around the Sunderland area.
We need to dig a trench to install the pertifrated pipe. This should resolve the drainage issues we have in Sunderland.
by Drainage King February 23, 2024
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Pipe Shaker

When the poop is so big the plumbing has trouble getting her down to the sewer
Damn John, I just took a pipe shaker.. shook so hard I thought the plumbing was going to come out of the wall!
by keesville March 04, 2022
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Parallel Piped

When a woman is getting piped in both holes.
Dude me and my bro just parallel piped our sister last night.
by EnglishGenius May 24, 2021
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faggy pipe

The intes,tine of a gay man.
Let me see your faggy pipes
by VynilAngel March 13, 2017
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Irish pipe bomb

After finishing in your partners eyes you crank the radio to max while playing "Diggy Diggy Hole" leaving only one way out of the car. They have to dig themselves out of the trunk (which is full of lucky charms and potatos)
I heard Mark and Sarah drove into the woods to finally go all the way and he hit her with an Irish pipe bomb. The sun was almost up when she finally got out.
by Damian Elrod February 11, 2025
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Piping bag

The man who wears the pants in a homosexual relationship. He “fills” his boyfriend’s, otherwise known as the “Twinkie” , cavities with his crème from his piping bag.
“Look at that gay couple over there”
“Who do you think is the piping bag in the relationship?”
by Sahaev August 04, 2023
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