tell it to the one-legged man, so he can bump it down the road!

a response to something you dont care about

"you suck"
"tell it to the one-legged man, so he can bump it down the road!"

by mike mackenzie August 29, 2008

Back in 1991 I saw a guy driving down the road who owned one.

Greg Snyder was witness to one of the most key moments of 1991. It was back in 1991 when he saw a guy driving down the road who owned one. Greg went on to state his claim for all to see on social media. He didn’t care who believed him. A man of principle and character, a gentleman and a scholar.

Whoa, look at that sweet 1988 Chrysler Conquest TSI!!
Back in 1991 I saw a guy driving down the road who owned one.

by Hurt Feelings December 2, 2020

tell it to the one-legged man, so he can bump it down the road!

the greatest come back ever

guy 1 -he said "tell it to the one-legged man, so he can bump it down the road!"

guy 2 -he is the man!

by the cleaner April 30, 2006

road deal

when you pick-up a random piece of ass at a truck stop.

I was driving to Mobile, Alabama and came across a great Road Deal in Biloxi.

by BluesBaller December 13, 2016

Road Razor

Another name for such a vehicle as the Roadtec SX-8 Soil Stabilizer/Reclaimer, which "shaves" road and street pavement with its interior cutting drum, making room for new pavement to be installed by other road workers.

There's roadwork on the street, and the Road Razor is at work.

by Info2go August 16, 2025

dirt road beer

Cheap beer for the rural folk

It’s Friday/payday, time to get in the truck and crack open some dirt road beer while listening to country music.

by BigB9 November 28, 2024

Saffron Road

an American food brand. It is a subsidiary of American Halal Company, Inc

Saffron Road was ranked number 642 on the Inc. 5000 list in 2015, number 703 in 2016, and 4800 in 2019.22 It ranked third in natural frozen food sales in the United States by 2014

by SPrice1980 May 8, 2023