by bearerofbeef March 16, 2019
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Making money may bring them satisfaction, but it is almost never be the driving factor.
Making money may bring them satisfaction, but it is almost never be the driving factor.
Person 1: Jenna is weird.
Person 2: Why do you say that?
Person 1: She had a pretty successful company and a revenue of about 500.000 dollars each year, but instead of keeping it, she donated 90% of it to charity and then became a politician in order to repeal laws that make it harder for low-income citizens to work. It's nice, but it sounds like a lot of stress for people she has no connection to.
Person 2: That's because she is a woman of the people. God put her here to save the little people with no voice for themselves.
Person 2: Why do you say that?
Person 1: She had a pretty successful company and a revenue of about 500.000 dollars each year, but instead of keeping it, she donated 90% of it to charity and then became a politician in order to repeal laws that make it harder for low-income citizens to work. It's nice, but it sounds like a lot of stress for people she has no connection to.
Person 2: That's because she is a woman of the people. God put her here to save the little people with no voice for themselves.
by mancyclopediac January 21, 2019
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by The Skinless Man February 14, 2019
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by The Hat Man__ January 17, 2023
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Did your Dad go off to the store to get the milk? He was there...
Was the last time you've seen your Dad seventeen years ago? He was there...
Do you just so happen to be lactose intolerant? He was there...
Did your birthday just so happen to fall on a Tuesday? He was there...
Did your Dad go off to the store to get the milk? He was there...
Was the last time you've seen your Dad seventeen years ago? He was there...
Do you just so happen to be lactose intolerant? He was there...
Did your birthday just so happen to fall on a Tuesday? He was there...
Son: Why did you take my dad Mr. Milk Man?
The Milk Man: 'Cause 'twas Tuesday my man... 'twas Tuesday. . .
The Milk Man: 'Cause 'twas Tuesday my man... 'twas Tuesday. . .
by Worcestersh1re December 4, 2022
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but besides that he is a very sexy, kind of creepy, teenage boy that refuses to touch some grass. we all love him, especially his girlfriend (which we're all surprised he has). he is extremely nice and really knows how to make you feel appreciated.
people also love to sexually assault him by constantly rubbing his penis without consent.
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anyways, we love pea man. hes funny and kind, creative, makes you feel cared for and loved. Hes my best friend. and i wouldnt be able to live without him.
thank you for being there for me. it means a lot.
but besides that he is a very sexy, kind of creepy, teenage boy that refuses to touch some grass. we all love him, especially his girlfriend (which we're all surprised he has). he is extremely nice and really knows how to make you feel appreciated.
people also love to sexually assault him by constantly rubbing his penis without consent.
he is also extremely creepy and knows how to make you feel extremely uncomfortable. he is the master of sexual assault and probably has many restraining orders against him. he is a registered sex offender.
anyways, we love pea man. hes funny and kind, creative, makes you feel cared for and loved. Hes my best friend. and i wouldnt be able to live without him.
thank you for being there for me. it means a lot.
pea man: just reach inside my asshole and-
everyone: KILL YOURSELF!!
random guy: who is that guy? he seems really fucking creepy.
me: no! thats just pea man! hes really nice once you get to know him.
everyone: KILL YOURSELF!!
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me: no! thats just pea man! hes really nice once you get to know him.
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