Messy Mexican

The act of a man having sex with a woman then opening up a can of chili con carne he had hidden earlier, and then throws the contents of the can onto the woman's back after ejaculation.

Person 1: I just left a messy Mexican all over this girls back

Person 2: Nice

by The Messy Mexican Avenger December 3, 2022

mexican mint

Something fresh and Mexican or possibly Mexican American, could also refer to dope, and is sometimes used like the slang word "dope", (Its also a fashion blog, feat Mexican style).

Example: "-Check out that flyer with that dude wearing a crazy mexican wrestler mask! -Yeah man, thats mexican mint, bro!".

by Regina Sanchez July 22, 2014

step mexican

When your mother or father remarries someone of Mexican heritage, his/her children are considered Step Mexican.

Friend: You're so white

Me: Nah, I'm totally step Mexican

by maxitoburrito April 25, 2017

Dutch Mexican

Sexual act where in the female is anally penetrated while simultaneously the clitoris is stimulated with a windmilling clock wise motion usually accompanied by pulling of the hair to maintain control of partner.

She agreed to a second date after I gave her a Dutch Mexican.

by 68whiskey September 16, 2018

Mexican Sunset

when an individual inserts the tip of a tequila bottle into their anus and subsequently somersaults as to further ram the tequila bottle in. Their partner/a stranger then sets the tequila bottle alight and once the anus is sufficiently on fire, the tequila-holder is gifted a mix of lime and hot sauce in their eyes.

I gave Jade a Mexican Sunset last night and now I have 3rd degree burns on my anus and can't sit down properly... worth it though.

by Understandingfate April 21, 2018

Dutch Mexican

When two people are 69ing under the covers. You finger each others assholes, fart, remove fingers and rub any shit/ass scent under eachothers noses.

This is a hybrid move of the Dutch Oven and the Dirty Sanchez.

"Last night we gave eachother a Dutch Mexican."

"Damn you smell like you just came from having a Dutch Mexican"

"Have you ever participated in a Dutch Mexican?"
"No Dude, that's gross."

by GrossILoveIt January 1, 2021

Mexican lasagna

Eating out a woman with a yeast infection

I had Mexican Lasagna last night. Tasted bad. Had to chase it with some Vagisil.

by K1NGJUNK May 23, 2022