mexican cabbage

South of the Boarder name for Weed

As in i went to Cabo last week with my boys and got blasted on that Mexican Cabbage

by rammh March 2, 2016

mexican coffee

the act of pouring espresso shots into someone’s pussy and drinking it out with a straw

i had a mexican coffee this morning, gave me energy for the rest of the day

by Connie BBC February 10, 2021

Mexican Jellydoughnut

The act of ejaculating on your partners face, letting it dry, and then cumming on their face again and punching them to cause blood. Let this dry and then peel both layers off to form a sort of burrito. Wrap this burrito around the male partners penis and stick it in the other partners mouth, do not remove until entire burrito is gone.

Friend 1: I totally Mexican Jellydoughnutted your mom last night.

by Bntzer June 11, 2018

Mexican swordfight

When there is a schlong on either side of a glory hole and they each try to push their schlong all the way through, fighting for dominance and to decide who's is going to get sucked.

I went to the gloryhole the other day and ended up in a Mexican Swordfight

by ButtDartsWorldChamp August 25, 2022

mexican traffic

When landscaping trucks take up the entire street rendering the said street impassable, thus causing traffic.

Sorry I'm late but I hit some Mexican Traffic

by Phenen October 24, 2017

Mexican Brazier

A midget Mexican cowboy. Often found in Laredo and El Paso sometimes Juarez Mexico.

That Mexican Brazier was drunk on negro Medela running through that brothel naked with a tortilla up his ass shooting his gun at imaginary chickens!

by Baked Tater32 February 1, 2018

Mexican Mudslide

A large,slippery and brown shit.

"I put a mexican mudslide in the bathroom of that mexican place down the road"

by Mexican man with diarrhea October 2, 2022