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a woman who claims she is straight and maybe even has a boyfriend, but sometimes gets drunk and has had sex with other women, and then if confrontend about their ambiguous sexuality claims that it doesn't count because they were drunk.
Joe:your girlfriend got drunk last night at the party and fucked my girlfriend. she's a lezzy!
Bob:she says she's not gay, she just does that sometimes when she's drunk.
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Joe:yeah, well she's a six-pack lesbian
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THIS IS NOT A FANFIC WITH DDLC 😭
Suki was watching TV when here best friends, Natsuki And Monika came over. “Hi Suki!~ How have you been?” Natsuki said as she came in. “Bestie! Hm..what are you watching~?” Monika said. They both came in but Suki noticed that Natsuki had a large object under her shirt. “Natsuki? What’s that under your shirt?” Suki asked. “Uh..Come upstairs and I will show you!”. They both walked upstairs while Monika put a dvd in the tv. As Natsuki walked in Suki’s room, she shut the door. She took it out and Suki’s face become super red. “N-N-Natsuki!- I-..Uhm…” Suki said. Natsuki threw Suki on the bed and took off Suki’s clothes. Natsuki took off hers and put the dildo inside of Suki. “Aghhh…” Suki moaned.
Y’Know what happened ;) sorry I’m very lazy lol
THIS IS NOT A FANFIC WITH DDLC 😭
Suki was watching TV when here best friends, Natsuki And Monika came over. “Hi Suki!~ How have you been?” Natsuki said as she came in. “Bestie! Hm..what are you watching~?” Monika said. They both came in but Suki noticed that Natsuki had a large object under her shirt. “Natsuki? What’s that under your shirt?” Suki asked. “Uh..Come upstairs and I will show you!”. They both walked upstairs while Monika put a dvd in the tv. As Natsuki walked in Suki’s room, she shut the door. She took it out and Suki’s face become super red. “N-N-Natsuki!- I-..Uhm…” Suki said. Natsuki threw Suki on the bed and took off Suki’s clothes. Natsuki took off hers and put the dildo inside of Suki. “Aghhh…” Suki moaned.
Y’Know what happened ;) sorry I’m very lazy lol
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