ethans lane

The best mf lane on earth

Random bitch: Who's lane are u in? Ethan or Grayson?

Me: Who's Gayson?
Ethans lane

by Zlatana.dt..is..my..ig.. November 23, 2017

Lois Lane

When a girl is ovulating and she lets it drip down her leg onto his face.

He tried to Superman me, so I Lois Lane’d the shit outta his face.

by Wonder Woman 1984 December 24, 2017

to lander

To keep talking to random people while on drugs

Last night this guy was landering me at a party, he obviously took loads of MD. ( To lander, verb)

by Trippy pafkous January 19, 2018

justin lane

A type of person a lot of people hate and love. usally know how to play drums and guitar. is single for a long time.

Person: god justin lane sucks!
Person2: God justin lane is beautiful!

by pppeeerrrsssooonnn January 21, 2018

Kristian Lane

Kind, Loving, Sexy, and Smart. Are only a few descriptors of the Wonderful, Sent from Heaven, and Perfectly Complex Kristian.

It is impossible to not like Kristian.

All women love Kristian.

Kristian loves all women. However, does not have a strong thirst and lust like those with the name Andreano.

On cold days Kristian's penis length ranges from 9-12 inches.

On warm days Kristian's penis can grow to almost a football pitch.

Kristian's awesomeness cannot be compared to any worldly thing.

He is the coolest and most popular of his friends.

Any Girl: Wow, I can see his massive dick bulging out his pants.

Any Guy: I wish I could be that cool.

Playboy Models: I wish someone like Kristian Lane was in the business.

by KoolGuyKeml56746 June 5, 2018

Joshua Lane

This is ansley Hatchell here to say that mr lane is a teacher and he loves cats. He is the best and if your rude to him he'll come back at you with a fort nite joke. He is nice, but only if you respect him. Don't watch your back, he already has it. Be ready to laugh at his jokes, meme's, and adorable cat pictures.

Joshua Lane Has a girlfriend named Rachel.

by Cat Twin June 8, 2018

Bathroom Lane Change

When you go into a bathroom to take a leak and all the sudden you have to take a shit and move from the urinal to a stall.

Man, yesterday I was at the urinal taking a piss and my stomach got all tore up and I had to take a shit . I had to zip up and hit the stall.

Oh, so you did a bathroom lane change.

by joemanshowman March 4, 2018