July 18th

National bully retarded friend day

Hey Colby its July 18th fuck you

by Konikl March 14, 2021

Julie Jenkins

Single, alone, find a boyfriend for this girl please. She wants you to buy her food. Yes. Food. Just kidding she had a boyfriend and his name is Mac n Cheese. PEACE OUT

Wow Julie Jenkins really needs to get a boyfriend

by Can't touch this124 cuz 3 suck January 04, 2018

Fourth of july buddy

Someone to help bring in your independance with. Someone to hold your hand under the fireworks. You'll have good luck with this person.

"I watched the fireworks holding my fourth of july buddy's hand, now we're best friends"

by Skittles1991 May 15, 2010

July 11

National Free Slurpee Day!
If your born on this day that means you get a free slurpee!

person 1: I’m born on July 11
person 2: you can get a free slurpee!

by b r e e e e e e e e April 07, 2023

July 11

the day that boys have to simp for girls real hard.

cj: u are so perfect, even when its not July 11
kate: I know simp.

by SUCKMYTOESPLEASE July 10, 2021

July 11

July 11 is National Roll out Day! Anybody on wheels that being Roller Blades / Skates, Skateboards, Bikes, etc., gather some friends or go solo on the streets and have fun!

Friend 1: "Hey *Friend 2*, its July 11 and you know what that means...!"
Friend 2: "*Friend 1*, I'm outside your door with my skates on, lets roll!"

by Seasons_Pierre January 16, 2022

July 11

July 11 is the worst day ever. This day is always gloomy and rainy. It’s when the worst of the worst are born. If you are born on July 11, you probably enjoy torturing people, have a bad personality, and like anchovies on pizza. If you know someone born on July 11 cut them out of your life, before they ruin it.

Boy: Ew, look at that girl.
Boy 2: Yeah she was born on July 11.

by Jordablizz November 27, 2023