jerking it crazy style

Jerking it crazy style is when. You have a leg propped up on the kitchen counter, and a leg on the floor. Both hands are vigorously jerking your penis. You must also be making the facial expressions and sounds of a Tasmanian devil.

This act is to be done in the nude covered in baby oil. (Religious headwear is exempt)

Santa was bringing me presents, but he went back up the chimney when he saw me “jerking it crazy style”!

by Bjørk December 24, 2024

Jerk Burglar

Jerking off in a public bathroom that stinks so bad, you wear a mask on your face to cover the smell

The smell was so bad in the public bathroom, but I just had to have a go at myself.... now I'm a jerk burglar

by Gar Goyle June 27, 2024

jerk chicken

he lives in the house with uzi vert and carti

fuckin jerk chicken bruh always at uzis house

by ilovestrappnasti April 18, 2025

National Jerk day

National jerk day is on 5th of december the day of the year when all man masturbate on hot girls pictures

Hey bro! Today it's National Jerk day, I'm gonna masturbate.

by Pricopeanca December 5, 2020

Jerked in

To be dialed in, focused, also could be used as hooked up in a VIP situation.

"My boy has a skybox at the garden, the staff delivers him drugs, if you go to the game with him, he's got it all jerked in."
"Is this taken care of? Don't worry about it, it's all jerked in."
"What's up man? I can't talk right now, I'm all jerked in."

by nellsyeah November 23, 2025

squirt jerk

the man rapidly fingers the women until she ejaculates onto the mans hard penis, and then proceeds to jack him off until he finishes.

Benton: Hey Bob what are you up to tonight?
Bob: oh mia and I are gonna have a nice squirt jerk session.

by benton69 August 4, 2017

Jerking off onto Lucky Charms

Being at your rock bottom living in your office closet, jerking off with a limp dick and the cum lands in a pile of cereal dust that you had dropped two days ago.

Hey! Have you seen Bob lately?
I heard that he fell off the wagon in is now jerking off onto Lucky Charms.

by Oreosgirlfriend November 8, 2020