Jacob Hurt

A guy who has a great personality, and is a great friend. A Jacob Hurt only rarely upsets you, or does anything to hurt you. He may occasionally be the life of the party, but he will always be there for you.

Jacob Hurt: Hey fag
Me: Oh, I gotcha
Jacob Hurt: Whatever
Me: You're such a Jacob Hurt

by Trestone October 25, 2016

jacob austin

Sexy, Beutiful, and super sexy.
Smart and cool too
But unable to get a girlfriend...
EVER

Jacob Austin is sexy!

by Liliana Pizano December 7, 2016

jacob petty

Petty guy named Jacob. Human Bowlimg Ball

Don't be such a jacob petty

by Totally accurate definition July 13, 2017

Jacob hackney shit

a) when someone is being overly flirty or horny when speaking to you

b) when someone has a panic attack while smoking weed and refuses to smoke ever again
c) when someone is fake as shit
d)when someone overreacts or is completely exaggerating about a subject or is overdramatic
e)when someone is a fuck boiiii

He was talking about this one girl all night, that's truly some Jacob hackney shit

by Sweetpantherpurrs123 June 24, 2017

jacob shartorious

ok, so, you know that little fuckboy on musical.ly? this is his middle school nickname that his mates gave to him when he shit himself lip syncing.

jacob- "hey guys !"
jacobs' friend "dafuq is up shartorious?"
so basically jacob shartorious means the end of all man kind.

by the not a meme August 12, 2017

jacob norris

the most FUCKING amazing person love scars to the max has a broken heart HBK for life has an amzing best friend and is sexy as fuck

jacob norris is sexy

by Bitches be crazy November 21, 2017

Jacob Hathaway

WHEN YOU FIRST SEE JACOB ONE WORD COMES TO YOUR MIND !!! It’s thick !! Like damn I imagine his dick is huge too

hunk Jacob Hathaway is such a hunk

Jacob means hunk

by Djebvega January 27, 2018