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Irish Rectal Exam

It's where you do 2 shots of Jameson, drink a pint of Guinness, then stick your finger in your own arse!
I was bloody pissed, so I did an Irish Rectal Exam.
by Shaftblaster August 8, 2023
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irish cookies

when a big Canadian man yells for irish cookies
“DAAAAD! ME WANt IRISH COOKIES
by gian-carlo vellutino August 18, 2023
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irish top hat

When ur best mate leaves his Guinness unattended and you dip the head of ur penis into his glass.
Travis set his Guinness down to retrieve his darts. Billy took full advantage and gave him an "Irish Top Hat"!
by billdur79 August 20, 2023
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Sloppy Irish

When someone with a big ginger beard gives you the sloppy, most moist French you’ve ever received in your entire life.
…yeah he ended our night by giving me a Sloppy Irish. It was so overwhelming.
by ShamwowPapow! August 25, 2023
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An Irish whirlpool

A black hole argument is an argument that where each side can keep debunking the others ad infunum. No matter if it's big neither will back down in fear of loseing
"Men can't be lesbians"
"What about gender fluid people?"
"They're good only real men"
"Gender fluid people aren't real men?"
"I never said that"
"But you did imply it"
"I ment cis men"
"We never mentioned cis men we mentioned real men"
Ect is an example of an Irish whirlpool
by C.T Tracy September 17, 2023
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warm Irish vegetarian salad

Hey waiter can you bring me a bowl of warm Irish vegetarian salad?
by BMc2 September 19, 2023
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black irish leprechaun

Black Irish leprechaun is from Ireland 🇮🇪 and is black from waist down. Drinks only black Irish car bombs
You see what that black Irish leprechauns package ? Looks like bottle of whiskey
by Benji the leprechaun September 26, 2023
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