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kill hannah 

Ok, could we have a definition that's not all *OMG mat devine is sooooo hot*?

Kill Hannah is a New Romantic-influenced Alt rock/Synth rock band formed in 1994 in Chicago. The band's name came from lead singer Mat Devine's fallout with his girlfriend Hannah. The band has since released 4 studio albums as well as several compilations and EP's. Mat Devine has also founded the Chicago Suicide Club, an organization devoted to individuality and fashion. Mat Devine does sings a bit girlish and the band does have a sorta cheesy image, which makes them hated by quite a lot of people. but despite this I feel Kill Hannah's a real talented band that's worth trying out.

Current line-up (taken from Wikipedia):

Mat Devine - vocals, guitar
Jonathan Radtke - guitar, backing vocals
Dan Wiese - guitar, backing vocals
Greg Corner - bass, merchandise selling
Elias Mallin - tour drummer
Kill Hannah's first studio album was Here Are The Young Moderns, followed by American Jet Set, For Never and Ever, and Until There's Nothing Left Of Us.

Holy Hannah 

The phrase used by your co-worker who doesn't swear or use curse words.

Instead of Holy Shit, the person says Holy Hannah
Holy Hannah, that car almost hit me.
Holy Hannah by PTM May 18, 2006

Madeline Hannah 

The most amazing red-head you will ever meet in your life. Probably whiter, with lots of freckles :) (which are a good thing)
Sexy, Beautiful, Awesome, Loving, Trusting, and Gorgeous.... Amazing blue eyes... no one can compare to her. Hilarious, Can make everyone laugh and has the best friends in the world! <3
"Look at that girl... her hair is so beautiful and look at those eyes!!"
"she must be a Madeline Hannah.... she has to be"
"ya dude, lets go talk to her.... and get a date"
Madeline Hannah by maddie16 January 25, 2010

kill hannah 

A fabulous rock band from Chicago. Consisting of Mat, Jon, Garret, Greg, and Dan, all terribly good looking.
Kill Hannah's show sold out last night!
kill hannah by MaryOfNazareth September 7, 2004

Miley Cyrus / Hannah Montana 

Retarded, no-talent, annoying little brat who thinks she can act and sing but really just irritates the crap out of millions of parents every night when their Miley-obsessed little 9-year-old runs into the TV room and puts on Disney Channel, shouting "Hannah Montana's on! Then JONAS! YAY! I get to see some Tennessee hick-chick put on a blonde wig and some glittery clothes and attempt to be the next Madonna, when she's really just lipsynching to a pre-recorded, Auto-toned version of her own retarded little redneck voice. I'm so cool!"
Yet another product of the Disney corporate zombie-making machine. Ripped off Michael Jackson in her stupid little "Fly on the Wall" music video, which I only looked at because someone told me about it on the timeless, legendary "Thriller" video, which, once again, she ripped off. Not to mention his "Bad" video.

Is defended for being a pole-dancing hillbilly whore by 8, 9 or 10-year-old bratty girls who think synthesizers and robotic "hey y'all" voices are super-cool. Slutty. Ugly. Untalented. Stupid. Annoying. Obnoxious.

Anyone who thinks Miley Cyrus / Hannah Montana (pick a freaking name you retard!) has even one iota of talent for anything but pissing off a ton of people needs their brains checked, or else you're just another Disney Doormat. In that case, better hurry off this offensive yet truthful definition and watch her idiotic show, full of other Disney Doormats who couldn't get an acting job anywhere else. Anyone who thinks Miley / Hannah is a good actress/singer obviously has no mind of their own, so your opinion doesn't count.
Girl 1: Hannah Montana sucks!
Girl 2: Yeah!
Boy 1: Miley Cyrus is such a whore.
Girl 1: They're the same person.
Girl 2: GOD! WHY DOESN'T THAT UGLY HO JUST PICK A FREAKING NAME AND STOP CONFUSING US!
Boy 1: Amen to that! Miley Cyrus / Hannah Montana has no talent and doesn't have the right to have TWO retarded names! One is more than enough!

dusty hannah 

When you donkey punch someone and run your fingers through your hair without washing up using the residue as gel.
You should've seen the dusty hannah I pulled the other night. The dusty hannah is my favorite bedroom move.
dusty hannah by shortcyted January 15, 2014