hair pie

1. thick pubes... guy or girl

"I burried my face in her hair pie"

by JTHowell February 12, 2009

whore hair

The way the hair on the back of a girls head looks after having sex.

Do I have whore hair? I went home for some afternoon delight at lunch.

by Farrrr40 August 29, 2014

Hair Hole

An orifis, queer, or jay/john.

That guy takes it in the Hair Hole!

by ufugger November 20, 2003

Headphone hair

When you sculpt your hairstyle around the on-ear headphones your wearing. The effect of such hair is ruined when the headphones are removed.

Subsequently, you look a bit of a penis.

"Your facebook photo has some good use of the headphone hair"

"Skullcandy are shit. But kudos on the headphone hair."

by CodexRios April 22, 2010

sex hair

sh stands for Sex Hair.
This word is commonly used when describing someone who has bad hair. Their hair looks as though they have just had sex, as the hair is very messy and all over the place.

eg. 'Yo Rhiannon! no offense but you have sex hair.'

by Lillie Bean November 9, 2007

Queen Hair

Refers to the female "axe wound" and the hairs found there upon. If you look closely at the underside of the "roastbeef" you will discover that there is always one hair, struggling for supremacy that is longer than all others. This is "The Queen Hair". If some bitch hasn't properly mopped her dungeon or stamped her feet after a golden shower, the queen hair is particularly adept at retaining that one single solitary last drop of piss. This can then crystallise not unlike the copper sulphate crystals you used to grow at school. If for any reason the queen hair is dislodged or ends up in somebody’s teeth, never fear, there will always be another queen hair ready and waiting for crowning glory.

I was moppin up my bitchs' roastbeef last night and the fuckin queenhair got lodged in my throat. I coughed so hard, I nearly shit my heart.

by TANTI - (SHAUN WARD) June 21, 2004

fuzzy hair

A person with very obscene hair that sticks out like a fucking porcupine!! Maybe one day it may take over the earth and we may all have to eat fuzzy hair chips from school..well no biggy its like that now.Mostly modeled by werewolf (creepy) boys. Mabye women aswell will capture this terrible desease. if the werewolf boys DO take over the world it will be from the safety of there own back gardens.

Person: wow i like your hair!
Person 2: Yeah duuuude its so like duude LOOK AT MY HAIR!
Person: i gotta find a mop can i use you as it?
Person 3: FUCK HIM USE HIS FUCKING HEAD AS BLOCKADE FOR THE RACIAL TERRORISTS!!
Person: Terrista?
Person 3: Fuck wit! Its terrorists
Person 4:Hi everyone!!
Person 3: Who the fuck are you and were the fuck did you come from?
Person:uhh huh huh FUZZY HAIR!!!!
Person 3: why the fuck OOOH NOO ITS TAKING OVER ME!!!
UHHH IM A RETARD...uuh huh huh FUZZY HAIR!!

by rou rou September 22, 2005