penis god

A man who has an excessively large penis (usually it cannot fit into vaginas) so he reigns as penis god, further blessing and enhancing already-existing penises so that they can impale females more readily and efficiently.

Supermario's penis was too large - so he retired - and become a penis god.

by mariomario August 27, 2006

God-Dawg

Basically is another word for wow, no way, dang, damn, ect.

"God-Dawg I never thought Danielle would never pass her drivers test"!

by Manuella September 13, 2007

Dog is God

Dog is god. No Denying it

YeetFucker69:Yo I am a god

Guy with dog: No dog is god

Dog: you are not a god. I am

by Dog_is_God March 1, 2021

Slay to the gods

To completely slay, or dominate in some way (e.g. How you look, what you're doing, etc.)

Skye: YASS!! Slay to the gods, Marshall!!

by SideSheldon June 18, 2016

god's spit

rain

God's spit is heavier than usual today.
Seems like god's spitting on us again.
God spat just a while ago.

by ordinarycatfish October 30, 2010

god boyfriend

A Guy that will be there for your girlfriend or wife and take on the role of boyfriend or husband if anything was to happen to you.

Rico is Oshi's God boyfriend. Anthony is Oshi's boyfriend. Anthony died, and Rico takes on the role as Oshi's boyfriend

by Mikie Montana June 19, 2015

God-Fuck

Used to depict strong emotion and/or feeling;used to describe something so magnificently huge,as if it could fuck God himself.

1:Your god-fucking ridiculous.
2:Would you look at that god-fucking building!
3:Your a god-fucking ass.
4:I god-fucking love you

by Comrade Christmas June 28, 2007