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Google Akbar

When someone doesnt know the simplest of thing. Whether is sports, movies, or even asking who Jim Carey is, this individual must google their way through life.
"Yo did u see the new Denzel Washington movie"

Google Akbar: "Movie? doesn't he play basketball?"
by the dynasty June 16, 2013
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google

A search engine that has no idea of the definition of the word "privacy".
Dude 1: "Hey, isn't Google great?"
Dude 2: "If you want a digital stalker, yeah..."
by SomeDefinitionGuy February 21, 2014
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Google

1. Google is a company made famous through its search engine. It also starts and purchases fledgling enterprises which make you say to yourself “Why didn’t I think of that?” to the point that it seems as if they want to gain a natural monopoly over the whole software market.

2. People on webforums rejectingly tell you this company is your friend, and encourages you to ask Google instead of asking them. They apparently don’t know that everyone first and foremost asks Google when looking up any fact. Most people would not even find the forums they look for if it weren’t for Google.

In fact, Google is more than a friend: it is a woman. She is a mother because she seemingly is able to help you with everything. She is a grandmother because she wants to know all about your life. She is a wife because no matter how much you love her sometimes her idiosyncrasies gets on your nerve. She is a concubine because she stays around in the hope that you will eventually give her more. She is a girlfriend because she appreciates things farfetched and dear bought. She is a wench because you must woo her by being, or at least seeming to be, the best. But once you have her love and therefore also jealousy, then, oh, brave man!
Use Google, not “a” search engine, but “the” search engine.
by Likefigure April 30, 2014
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google : zerg rush

when typed on google, google will eat the page and it'll say when it's finished eating with 0's G G
" why did google eat the page?"
" google : zerg rush"
by mknkn July 1, 2014
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Googleloop

Searching the internet to the answer to a question. Then you find a forum where your question has already been asked, only to find old posts of people telling people to "Google It".
When searching what video card I should use in my Mac Pro 2010, the GTX 580 or the GTX 680, I found a forum where the question had already been asked, one of the answers given to this question what to "google it".

"570/580 are better for Pro/CUDA apps than 670/680, well established fact.
Sometime with Google will help you out"

"I should say that I only found this post from Googling, just to find it says to Google it. I'm stuck in a Googleloop. Help!"
by Dj Twelvizm September 1, 2014
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Googlesaur

Porn which can be obtained off Google. Due to parental features and search engine integrity, this porn tends to be of horrible quality and the most softcore nature
Shit, im out, i might have to beat it wit a googlesaur
by Pucci February 28, 2003
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Google oh

A word that seems to be a reasonable combination of letters in terms of spelling and pronunciation, but when subjected to a Google search does not match any documents.
I like "doqublog" as the title of my web page because it is a google oh.
by Admiralllll DQ January 7, 2009
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