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sb. ain't got shit on me

used to express that you are greater and better than somebody else.

or

used to say that somebody has no chance against you
by C-Webb August 9, 2004
mugGet the sb. ain't got shit on memug.

you got sharked!

it's the act of clowning on a friend by pretending to give him dabs, or pound, or any handshake, then suddenly takes it away & makes a sharks fin on the forehead. trust me, it is a lot funnier went you are drunk.
as i was leaving work, i was shaking hands with co-workers and then i saw this guy who just messes with me a lot. i put my hand out to shake his hand, i pulled back & said " you got sharked!" everybody just started laughing so much, but only a few people get the joke.
by flava b (bernie mac) April 2, 2009
mugGet the you got sharked!mug.

Smoke 'em if you got 'em

To tell someone that they have limited time to do something, or that someone needs to quickly finish up whatever they were already in the middle of. Usually said before something significant is about to happen that would make doing said thing more difficult to do later on.

Assumed to come from the military, with officers letting soldiers know that it was time to rest and indulge (e.g. smoking the cigarettes they earned/found) between movements. However, over time the term has somewhat evolved to imply preparedness and finality, as in "this may be the last time you can do this, so do it now".

Correct speech would be "smoke them if you've got them" which is usually cut down to "smoke 'em if you got 'em" or "smoke 'em if ya got 'em", depending on accent or how fast the phrase is being said.
"Hostiles incoming! Smoke 'em if ya got 'em!"
"Well, I'm the ride home, and I think it's time to go. Smoke 'em if you got 'em, and then I'm leaving - with or without you."
"Please keep your hands and feet inside the vehicle at all times. If at any point during the ride you become disoriented... there's nothing we can do about it. Now, have you removed all of your jewelry...? Are you allergic to shellfish...?" "JEEBS!" "RIGHT THEN! Smoke 'em if ya got 'em!"
by TheRobotMenace March 21, 2022
mugGet the Smoke 'em if you got 'emmug.

Who dont got hoes

has no hoes and he is ass at valorant. this nigga droppin fuckin last in this shit and still got no fuckin hoes. his god damn genetics were so ass he got 0 in gaming and hoes.
Who dont got hoes. ass at the game
by smileyontop April 29, 2021
mugGet the Who dont got hoesmug.
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Trippi: Did you hear about Got Games International (GGE)? It's a pretty great community!
by Danke Memer April 19, 2021
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You just got Cosby'd

You call in sick and you go get some food. Your boss is sitting in the next booth he see's you. He says you just got Cosby'd
by flying234 January 28, 2017
mugGet the You just got Cosby'dmug.

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