February 14

all the single best friends get to fuck

bro 1: yo its February 14
bro 2: so sad no sex we are single
bro 1:

by siktireli November 11, 2024

12 February

The worst day you will ever have

On the 12 February k left

by Kitakitkat123 April 9, 2022

February 14

The day one dumbass called another dumbass for a whore, and thus a friendship was born.

(also valentines day which is pretty ironic, but screw that it's Ash and Matt day)

Matt: you know February 14 right?
me: oh the day I called you a whore!
Matt: ...

by sssenpai? April 30, 2020

February 1

The most annoying people were born on this day. They talk a lot and don’t know how to stop talking 🙊 If you have a friend born on this day i feel bad for you 😿 AND IF U WERE BORN ON THIS DAY, NOBODY LIKES U (this is personal)

Person 1 : Why does JAIME act like that?

Person 2 : Ohhhh it’s cuz his birthday February 1st

Person 1 : oh now I understand 😬

by Idkkkk idkkkk April 14, 2024

February 5th

National give your Crush a hug day!

Give your crush a hug on Feb.5th to celebrate that special day, that could possibly bring people together!

If you can’t hug them, Text them!

Let them know how much they mean to you!

Be Bold!

Hey it’s February 5th! Are you going to hug your crush?

Omg I totally forgot about that! Ofc I’m going too!

by Mgabri! 💘 February 4, 2022

february 23

February 23 is the day you send it bro!! make the move, be a smoooooooth dude!! Ask her or him out!

“let’s hang today”

“why”

“it’s february 23, my day to send it”

by anonymous February 23, 2021

February 18

National annoy your best friend because it’s her birthday day

Girl 1: Happy birthday!! It’s finally February 18!
Girl 2: stoppppppp
Girl 1: never!!!!!!!!!!!

by Shawdowban January 25, 2025