February 1st

On February 1st, everybody who is shorter in a friend group than the person who is tallest must listen to the tallest until February 2nd.

On February 1st, you might see taller people tell other people to do what they want.

by Silas123Go January 31, 2023

February 1st

National boy pussy appreciation day

-Dude, do you know what day it is?!
-Who cares? It's February 1st!
-My guy, it's the national boy pussy appreciation day!!

by sexuniversity February 1, 2023

February 2

Hey, guys February 2 is hug your best friend day!

February 2 is the second day of February!

by alexis greenboat February 2, 2023

February 5th

National take a man on a date day

Take that boy out on February 5th

by aeropinkerton February 4, 2023

February 6th

guys have to do whatever girls tell them to and they cant refuse

girl- hey go yell that you are an idiot
guy- why would i do that
girl- cause i said so and its February 6th so u have to listen to me
guy- oh ok fine

by ur_moms_big_house February 5, 2023

February 15

Literally the worst of the worst. People born on this day will talk mad shit while not being able to back it up. They will be 19 million XP behind you and still have the balls to think they’re going to win. But these people aren’t winners. Don’t let them fool you. 0/10 don’t recommend.

Find a Leo instead.

Them: My birthday is February 15th
Literally everyone else: Wow that makes so much sense now, you’re just an awful human being and will never reach level 50 before me.

by ZephyrsMamaIsBetterThanMafioso February 5, 2023

February 7

National exchange hoodies and kisses with your girlfriend day

BABE WHAT'S THE DATE?
February 7th why?
So where's my kiss and hug?? It's national exchange hoodies and kisses with your girlfriend day?? 🥰🤨❤️

by wil knows February 6, 2023