cookie from your own dough

taste of your own medicine; seeking revenge

Your girlfriend blew all your money. Well, you shouldn't be cheating on her... you got your cookie from your own dough, dude!

by DutchE March 29, 2015

knock the props out from under

knock the props out from under (someone/something)

- destroy someone's confidence,
- destroy someone's emotional/financial/moral base

Adam will knock the props out from under Susan if he criticizes too much about her work

by cdawg543 February 23, 2008

Piss come from my ass!!!

Expletive spoken as a tic from a citizen of South Park with tourette's syndrome. While other residents had boring tics like snapping their fingers and grimacing, this particular man shouts various combinations of "piss come from my ass" in succession.

"Whats up, South Park guy!"

"Hi how are... p-p-PISS come from my ASSSS!!! Piss... Ass. Piss COME from my ASS!!!!!!!!!! ahem. excuse me, I meant how are you doing? ASS PISS ASSSSSS!!!!"

by FattusB April 2, 2010

From the love of your life

I am so gratefull to have met you, i dont know how to tell you how much
i love you there are just no words to express it, i know i told you this already
but its true i just dont know any words to express how i feel about you

when i look at you i am filled with joy and happyness a felling in my chest and stomach

how my heart gets warmer when you smile at me and i just cant help but smile back cause
i am so happy when i see you smile and laugh it just sings to my heart
when you are happy sometimes it makes me tear up i would almost cry
its funny, you are the first person to make me cry ))))

you just make me so happy =,)
I love you from the bottom of my heart i wish i could hold you everyday and just
love you with all my being because i cant live without you
and i dont ever want to lose you the music of my soul,

shit i am tearing up just thinking of holding you =,))

I've never met someone like you to make me feel this way
so loved and so happy, you truly are my wolrd and the only thing that i want
is to make you happy, you are the half of my soul that i was missing
and i wanna thank you for completing me, us, completing us =,) <3

From the love of your life, I LOVE YOU <3

by Rubylover69 May 7, 2023

Jake from State Farm

That guy you call at 3:00am that wears khakis

Me: who are you calling at 3:00am

Friend: Jake from State Farm

Me: what are you wear “jake from State Farm”
Jake: uhhhh khakis

by XxjustinxX187 October 16, 2018

Photos From Last Night

Photos that were taken at a party, typically while drunk. Often involves red solo cups, making out & funny faces and outfits.

Jay: Why did you make out with my girl?!
Rob: I don’t remember that!
Jay: Dude, those were some photos from last night!

by I Like To Define Words January 18, 2021

steel shards from god

When some one eats to much taco bell and kfc and has diarrhea so bad that he shits so hard there asshole is as wide as there head

how was your day
not to bad, but i had steel shards from god
Ewww

by kail the bo November 8, 2011