Veneers Pulled Under Your Ears:
A new trend dental scam, mainly abroad in places like Turkey, you could get scammed out of your money entirely, paying for services that don’t even exist, sometimes from non-existent online dentists. Often, they’ll grind down perfectly good teeth, leaving you with a cartoonish, exaggerated smile. Then, you have to return to the UK to fix the damage, which can cost tens of thousands of pounds. It’s basically the dental equivalent of having wool pulled over your eyes, leaving you with a mouthful of regret and a hefty bill to fix it back home.
A new trend dental scam, mainly abroad in places like Turkey, you could get scammed out of your money entirely, paying for services that don’t even exist, sometimes from non-existent online dentists. Often, they’ll grind down perfectly good teeth, leaving you with a cartoonish, exaggerated smile. Then, you have to return to the UK to fix the damage, which can cost tens of thousands of pounds. It’s basically the dental equivalent of having wool pulled over your eyes, leaving you with a mouthful of regret and a hefty bill to fix it back home.
Lee: Frank, have you seen Lewis's teeth? They’re well white, well nice! Bruv.
Frank: Don't be a muppet bruv! They look terrible, he looks like Bugs Bunny! LOL it's not hard to get the veneers pulled Under your ears these days bruv. LOL probably got well scammed out in Turkey bruv. LOL.
Lee: Init bruv LOL.
Frank: Don't be a muppet bruv! They look terrible, he looks like Bugs Bunny! LOL it's not hard to get the veneers pulled Under your ears these days bruv. LOL probably got well scammed out in Turkey bruv. LOL.
Lee: Init bruv LOL.
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/ɪr ˌkʌnɪˈlɪŋɡəs/
Definition:
The act of sensually stimulating a partner’s ear using the mouth, including kissing, licking, sucking, nibbling, or gentle breathing, often as a form of intimate foreplay.
Usage in a sentence:
She melted when he started giving her some unexpected ear cunnilingus during their date.
Not everyone is into ear cunnilingus, but for some, it's a major turn-on.
Etymology:
A fusion of ear (the auditory organ) and cunnilingus (a term for oral stimulation, repurposed here for comedic and evocative effect).
Synonyms:
Ear play
Aural affection
Lobe loving
Whisper seduction
Sensory nibbling
Cultural Notes:
While not yet widely recognized in official medical or linguistic texts, ear cunnilingus is a playful term capturing the sensuality of oral stimulation focused on the ear. It is often considered an underrated yet effective technique in intimate encounters.
/ɪr ˌkʌnɪˈlɪŋɡəs/
Definition:
The act of sensually stimulating a partner’s ear using the mouth, including kissing, licking, sucking, nibbling, or gentle breathing, often as a form of intimate foreplay.
Usage in a sentence:
She melted when he started giving her some unexpected ear cunnilingus during their date.
Not everyone is into ear cunnilingus, but for some, it's a major turn-on.
Etymology:
A fusion of ear (the auditory organ) and cunnilingus (a term for oral stimulation, repurposed here for comedic and evocative effect).
Synonyms:
Ear play
Aural affection
Lobe loving
Whisper seduction
Sensory nibbling
Cultural Notes:
While not yet widely recognized in official medical or linguistic texts, ear cunnilingus is a playful term capturing the sensuality of oral stimulation focused on the ear. It is often considered an underrated yet effective technique in intimate encounters.
She melted when he started giving her some unexpected ear cunnilingus during their date.
Not everyone is into ear cunnilingus, but for some, it's a major turn-on.
Not everyone is into ear cunnilingus, but for some, it's a major turn-on.
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