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El Cucuy

One half of The After Show But Later Podcast with Daniel Javier Fitz. Can be vulgar but hilarious. He doesn't care about your feelings and says what he has too.
El Cucuy was acting up one the latest episode of The After Show But Later
by Chingoñ January 16, 2024
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El Patrón

It's a guy who is always skipping class, he doesn't study a shit and somehow he still passes (sometimes), he is also always getting into trouble and being "amonestado" (punished) by the "jefa de estudios" (director of studies), usually when that happens, she says "se te ha acabado el choyo" as a way of saying that the Patrón is gonna be punished. The Patrón is also doing crazy cool stuff such as burning a lake, beating up a yonqui, or even shouting silly shit such ass "soyyy aññañin" in the middle of the class. However, he also has some smart sentences such as "los chivatos pal río" or " "te wa mochar compadre".

It's easy to recognize him, he always wears a chandal, and if by any chance he has gone to class, you will find him at the back of the class makinando about the teacher's jeans. He also doesn't know a shit about English, so if he finds out this definition about him, it won't matter as he won't understand. Pigeon.

This definition also refers to the boss of an illegal drug-selling company, but the real patrón is El Patrón.
AHHH, el Patrón, jaajjaj se ha cargado la pizarra
by tumadretieneunapolla January 17, 2024
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El Patrón

El Patrón is a short male specimen guy, with usually brown hair (sometimes white), who is always skipping class, so its difficult to find him in class, he is always "por el bloque", he studies a fucking shit but still, he passes (not always). He is always, always getting into trouble, that's why he hasn't got a very nice relationship with the "jefa de estudios" (director of studies), and that is why he gets innocently "amonestado" and every time that happens, the "jefa de estudios" will say "se te ha acabado el choyo" as a way of getting el Patrón to know that he has gotten into trouble and he will be punished, poor Patrón, however, he doesn't give a fuck and laughs about it, he is even capable of wiping his ass with the "amonestación".
Nevertheless, el Patrón also does some fucking cool crazy stuff such as burning a lake, beating a yonqui, or shouting stupid things during class such as "soooyyy añññaññiiiiin", he loves to tell us stories about his adventures.
The Patrón has also got some cool sentences such as "los chivatos pal río" or "te vas a llevar un palo compadre"

This definition also refers to the boss of an illegal drug-selling company.
AHHHHH, El Patrón, jajajaaja se ha cargado una pizarra
by tumadretieneunapolla January 17, 2024
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El Mitch'o grandÉ

The holy Grail sex act of having a four way with one man and three other women.
Your not going to believe this but I managed to pull a El Mitch'o grandÉ last night !
by K00lb3@nZ_b@@by January 20, 2024
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El Toros

El toros is a great youtube channel and you should go subscribe its about gaming and awesome sounding asmr

Make sure you subscribe it is made by a great looking man and tall and cool.
by eltoritos January 23, 2024
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El Booty Man

A person who carries the name "El Booty Man" or can be shortened to "Booty Man" can be easily defined as the realest nigga around who has the smallest penis, but pulls the most hoes. They also will tend to stay home a lot and smoke weed.
Person 1: Did you hear El Booty Man is pulling hella hoes

Person 2: No fucking way he pulls

Person 1: He's the real ass nigga Booty man of course he pulls
by Bobby is cute February 1, 2024
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El douche-acabra

The douche monster or the monster of douches.

Like a mega douche but way douchier.

It’s a combination of words “douche” and the Spanish word “chupacabra
Jose aka El douche-acabra is at it again.
by The best bartender in Parma April 15, 2023
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