Dan

A vessel of light, made to suffer, always paying the ultimate sacrific. Can give love but never able to receive it.

That's the story of my life I'm just a Dan.

by Danodeluxe April 1, 2022

Dan

The ultimate being

Person 1: "i could beat dan"
Person 2 (sensible one) "nah"

by DannieBoi June 10, 2019

Pro Dan

A piece of crap who likes to fuck your infant sister. He also says he's good at fortnite , but we all know that's false.

Yo it's Pro Dan

by yum yum123456789 May 9, 2019

Dan

Kike handler?

Hym "Oh shit and Dan is a Jew? Wow! So that's the deal, huh? The Jews are trying to destroy me! Their going to come after me with their schizophrenic delusions of superiority! That is hilarious! What an absolute joke!"

by Hym Iam March 26, 2024

dan

cool guy

dan is a cool guy

by knfdsnkfakjafdsjkhdfsjkh September 24, 2019

Dans

When someone tells you to f*** off or in other words get lost.

“Aw mate heard you got pied by some girl the other day”

“Nah mate it was me who pied her, just told her to dans”

by Karol Maple June 7, 2019

Dan-Holtom

when you are not funny (sorry i have aids its black history month) dan proceeds to laugh. everyone else: quiet

i want to dy im not funny im having a Dan-holtom

by Sklid November 18, 2021