DAN

Delusional ass nigga

This DAN really thinks we’re in a relationship all because I talked to him when he needed a friend

by TittiBoi21 October 2, 2021

Ugly Dan

Ugly Dan is a fat hag who only cares about money and fame and uses you for food and money.

Ugly Dan: Hey be my friend

Girl 1: Ok

Ugly Dan: Lets go to your house we can have food there oh and can I have some money to buy something I don’t have any allowance.

Girl 1: Um, ok. Here’s 10,000$

Ugly Dan: SORRY I have to go.

by toby x shrek August 12, 2021

Dan

Dan is that one friend that everyone has that falls in love with the first woman that looks at him, so much so that he would ditch his life long friends for, even if she looks like his fat twin sister with shovel hands & is build like a tractor!

Don't worry single desperate mums their is a dan out there for all of you.

by Funkyfarts February 16, 2023

Dan-Holtom

when you are not funny (sorry i have aids its black history month) dan proceeds to laugh. everyone else: quiet

i want to dy im not funny im having a Dan-holtom

by Sklid November 18, 2021

Bean boy Dan

A pseudo white kid that likes anime and playing video games. A nerd on the outside, but a taco eatin brownie on the inside trying to hide from ICE

Hey see that fuckin kid over there with the dbz shirt on? I bet he's a bbd. (Bean boy Dan)

by Fuckaloo3000 November 21, 2021

Dan the can

Dan the can is used to describe the kawaiiest person alive.

Dan the can.

by Dan the can December 22, 2023

Dan

The art of being dumb enough to change your skin complexion and act like an idiot all the time.

DAN- Dumb Ass Nigga

That kid over there drank 15 beers and fell through the beer pong table, what a Dan.

by Danimus Prime May 14, 2020