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Crotch Rocket

I smashed Emily last night with my Crotch Rocket

I jerked off and jizz came out of my Crotch Rocket
by Sh*tsticks October 29, 2018
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crotch shock

when he or she grabs your penis/vagina with cold hands.
oh my god she just gave me a crotch shock

alesia shrunk my penis with her crotch shocks hands.
by shelllzzzz June 11, 2018
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CPR: Crotch-Powered Resurrection

Acronym for: Crotch-Powered Resurrection
The act of reviving someone (usually fictional, hot, and/or dead) through sheer sexual energy, unfiltered thirst, or erotic determination. Often applied to impossibly attractive TV or movie characters who were killed off way too soon — and you refuse to let them rest in peace because your libido said “not today.”
“Alcide from True Blood may be dead, but I will CPR: Crotch-Powered Resurrection that man back to life with nothing but vibes and a lace teddy.”
by Jontssss July 17, 2025
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Saddle Crotch

The extremely splayed and bruised vagina of a cowgirl that also has faint hint of equine.
Man, I met this hot cowgirl at McClintock's Saloon the other night, but when we got back to her place she had some serious saddle crotch!
by Rudi Peni August 19, 2013
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Technician Crotch

The sweaty stank state of a technicians crotch after a long hot hard day's shift.
"I really need to go home and shower after I get off work, for I have technician crotch. The horror..."
by McHesp December 31, 2017
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Crotching

Doing an act so disgusting and diabolical to any item that the item is now yours. Marking your territory by doing something gross.
"Dude, did you see Logan crotching that couch?"
by SweetnessNancy December 7, 2024
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