by theytookmypseudonym December 22, 2019
Get the coffee nose mug.So similar to your wife/husband. When you make the right decision you will be happy till the end, otherwise a nightmare. Eventually, there is a book written to help you make the best decision.
Read This Before Buying A Coffee Maker
Read This Before Buying A Coffee Maker
by Dovagedy January 8, 2020
Get the Coffee Maker mug.Related Words
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• coffin
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• Coffee Bitch
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• Coffin Dance
by Teemobeater9000 May 13, 2020
Get the Coffill mug.The back corner of a truck, such as a dumptruck or flatbed, when hit directly by a crashing vehicle.
They lost control of the vehicle on the highway going only 40mph, it wasn't for the fact they hit the coffin corner of that truck they should have made it.
by Zachzedzuch July 11, 2020
Get the Coffin Corner mug.Pioneering, but forgotten, 1950’s and 1960’s shock jock Joe Pyne called cigarettes this, being resigned to his chain smoking habit. (He died of lung cancer in 1970, aged 45). These days, coffin nails could mean three things:
1. Long, squared off manicures in the shape of an old school coffin;
2. French fries because they’re unhealthy to begin with; and
3. Cigarettes.
1. Long, squared off manicures in the shape of an old school coffin;
2. French fries because they’re unhealthy to begin with; and
3. Cigarettes.
How could Miranda type with those ugly coffin nails in her way?
No wonder why Albert is so fat, he eats that big carton of coffin nails with chili and cheese every day for lunch.
The Surgeon General has determined that smoking coffin nails is dangerous to your health.
No wonder why Albert is so fat, he eats that big carton of coffin nails with chili and cheese every day for lunch.
The Surgeon General has determined that smoking coffin nails is dangerous to your health.
by The Real Canadian September 24, 2020
Get the Coffin Nails mug.Referring to those who want to spice up their sex life and do the uncomfortable act of shoving gas station vitamin pills into their urethra in order to have alleged better sex.
Their is no scientific evidence to support this does anything except cause infection, causing 3 hospitalizations in the past year.
Their is no scientific evidence to support this does anything except cause infection, causing 3 hospitalizations in the past year.
by TheAbsurdistShow August 19, 2021
Get the Coffee in the cockpit mug.A chocolate bar sold in Canada. It doesn't taste like coffee but has a slight bitter taste but only if your looking for it. Chocolate covers the outside of the wafer like inside.
It's one of the only commonly found chocolate bars that has bright yellow packaging in Canada.
During Halloween it's often labeled coffin crisp instead.
It's one of the only commonly found chocolate bars that has bright yellow packaging in Canada.
During Halloween it's often labeled coffin crisp instead.
Max: I barely got and coffee crisps this Halloween!
Rylie:
Just go to the store and get a coffee crisp. They're sold at almost every store.
Rylie:
Just go to the store and get a coffee crisp. They're sold at almost every store.
by Regards L. January 3, 2022
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