clam patty

A vagina that is loose, saggy, and smells like fish.

Once I was her clam patty , I tapped out.
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by LaLa1914 September 7, 2016

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Clam Jammed

The female version of cock block

Heather: I was flirting with Edward the other day and Michelle came over, took his hand, and brought him home with her....the bitch clam jammed me.

by bwrightlovesyou January 18, 2023

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Clam Flap

because its the flappiest part of the vagina it is the optimal spot for a raspberry: when one presses their lips against the labia majora and blows air making a sloppy wet sound.

Me: hey Chris, I clam flapped your wife last night...
Chris: "oh yeah, I was gonna clam flap her last night too but she was on her rag. BURN!"

by Naterball, Aimdog, & Briggs October 15, 2011

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shower clam

When a man repeatedly ejaculates in the shower and it hardens over time and forms a shower clam. It is like a free textured floor!!

My landlord said I can’t get my deposit back until I scrape my shower clams off the floor.

by littleredridinghood02 August 29, 2025

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museum clams

museum clams is a word that expresses general joy and or excitement and is well-known in the splatoon community.

You just won a tournament? that's very museum clams

by Hotttpancakes November 19, 2023

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A lot like its ugly cousin the camel toe and even uglier cousin the moose knuckle, Clam Diggers are any pants or shorts that are so tight they make a women's vagina look like the joint side of a clam.

"Look at that chick's pants, clam diggers aren't just short pants anymore "

by MKL100 July 2, 2017

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