Chuck runs the 711 at the gas station. He’s your typical 40 year old guy from Nebraska. Balding, loves wearing his lucky hat, and drives a Chevy truck from 1981. Chuck is your good friend you know pretty well and is the best guy in the world to drink a couple Budweiser’s with at the bar.
“Hey Chuck. What brings you back here?”
“Welp, I just busted a gasket on the old Chevy and I came to get a cold one before I fix it tomorrow.”
“Welp, I just busted a gasket on the old Chevy and I came to get a cold one before I fix it tomorrow.”
by Senketsu April 17, 2019

Buying back in to the gambling pool with the rest of the boys so that you can win that bet and go eat some premium steaks and seafood towers
by Chuckandfuck January 16, 2022

by Shizlebizzle December 29, 2020

To allow your most ridiculous ideas to project out of you with reckless abandon (no f¥cks given) in the knowledge people won’t f@ck with them regardless and that’s ok because you do. Stupid ideas are the key to an innovative future.
“Stupid ideas I feel are like sperm cells that fight to reach the egg during the process of reproduction. Some of these sperms are in our thoughts and some in the universe and the egg is the prize, the goal which is called innovation. Now the competition is good as long as someone wins. But my idea here is to generate twins. I want more people to win. For that to happen more stupid ideas like the sperm cells which lost track needs to reach their goal towards innovation. What can we do? Create more sperm cells(stupid ideas) or help existing sperm cells(stupid ideas) to reach the egg(innovation stage)or find them other eggs by creating more eggs to reach by giving them a direction.” - Bijswajeet Das (date unknown)
“Stupid ideas I feel are like sperm cells that fight to reach the egg during the process of reproduction. Some of these sperms are in our thoughts and some in the universe and the egg is the prize, the goal which is called innovation. Now the competition is good as long as someone wins. But my idea here is to generate twins. I want more people to win. For that to happen more stupid ideas like the sperm cells which lost track needs to reach their goal towards innovation. What can we do? Create more sperm cells(stupid ideas) or help existing sperm cells(stupid ideas) to reach the egg(innovation stage)or find them other eggs by creating more eggs to reach by giving them a direction.” - Bijswajeet Das (date unknown)
“It’s probably best not to use Chuck Jizz in verbal conversation. I have on various occasions and it’s incredibly uncomfortable”
by Alabama Lucydrop April 11, 2021

by Petey pauvlo December 19, 2016

Hilarious intoxicated manchild who loves party time. Sometimes lives under bridges and plays with pigeons
by Sofakingcool420 December 28, 2021
