Chode

When the width of a penis is bigger than the lenght

Victor:Magnus has a chode
Fredrik: I know

by Noice Meme April 21, 2017

Chode frog

a type of frog with a wide fat neck that is white

Wow that’s a big chode frog!

by chodesarelife68 November 21, 2018

Chode

A penis that is as long as it is wide. Most scientists think that it's impossible.

Girl 1: his penis is as long as it is wide! It's so much fun.
Girl 2: Well, then he has a chode.

by Da Chez January 20, 2018

chode soaker

When it is so hot outside it soaks your chode.

Bring an extra pair of shorts Kyle, it's a chode soaker out there.

by Nick Housel August 17, 2017

Chode

A man with a dick half the size of an atom

Did you see his chode Rebecca?

by Russiabias69 April 20, 2021

Gonzalez Variety Chode

The inverse of a traditional chose, a dick that is extraordinarily long but with a tiny diameter, resembling a long nerds rope.

"I heard that gayfer Alejandro has a Gonzalez Variety Chode, the unlucky bastard."

by NigletAborter666 October 17, 2013

Chode slinger

A fat monkey who has a tiny Schlong

Mate your a chode slinger

by Kai (chungo wungo) August 29, 2023