chode

a man with big dick energy.

man what a chode

by BadFrame30 July 11, 2020

Chode master

Bryan mcnown

The chode master is on the loose again.

by Oh haha July 12, 2020

Chode

Chode is the definition of a womanizer a small little man who has a small penis and acts like it’s huge and he will bring great dissatisfaction in bed sorry ladies

Her: Dawson kept is such a chode

Her2: he acts like he’s amazing but his pp is tiny ☹️

by Bossyandboujee7 July 30, 2020

Chode

A penis wider then longer

Nice chode bro

by Cacamaster September 7, 2020

Chode

One who believes they are in a position of relative importance, but in all actuality nobody gives a shit about what they do. Taking all day to accomplish the simplest of tasks on a special Olympic level, a chode makes simple conversations and quick stories last for what seems like hours. Simple logistics are made complicated by setting aside all rational thinking. A chode will spend hours chatting up the opposite sex to make one’s self appear to be respected and appreciated. A vast array of prescription medications is taken by a chode multiple times a day sometimes in manners straying from the prescribed method resulting in a foggy sense of awareness.

Look at that Chode in that red shirt talking to that firewatch. What a Chode!!

by Glitterdragon420 September 18, 2020

Chode Virus

If someone with a chode touches you, you have the “chode virus” and your sick will be the size of a 1x1 logo piece.

Damn Ryer you have the chode virus

by TheUrbanTales September 22, 2020

International Chode Day

International Chode Day is on the 23rd of September, and is a day recognising and celebrating chodes of all colours and sizes. This day rivals the International Day of The Shlong, occuring on the 6th of September.

“Hey, have you heard? Its the 23rd! Its International Chode Day!”

“Yeah you’d certainly know.”

by LowerLeftAnkle September 22, 2020