scary chicken

a scary chicken is a sex act often performed at parties in which the man paints their penis and testicles different colors, and teabags a woman on her face. for halloween, typical colors include black for the testicles and orange for the penis; for christmas, the goal is to emulate the look of mistletoe, with green testicles and a red painted penis.

Guy 1: Dude, I gave her a scary chicken last night. I got paint all over her face. It was hilarious.

Guy 2: I need to try that this Christmas. That sounds really fun.

by scarychickenlover September 11, 2022

Mock Chicken

its when you go so fast to rectrieve ball that you cant explain the speed

its faster then the speed of light.

your going to go flying at mock chicken!!!

by Jennytheblock123 May 9, 2022

Chicken soundwiches

A phrase used by popular YouTuber Solluminati, usually referring to the suspicious Popeye's chicken sandwiches.

"And every time people come up missing, the more and more people come up missing the more they release more chicken soundwiches and shit, I'm noticing that."

by Solar-NRD November 26, 2022

Water Chicken

Ducks that are not ducks, yet they are part of the chicken family. They saved the world from crashing down and gave everyone a blessing. They reside on the water which makes them water-chickens they have both water and chickens on their side. They are the superior supreme water chickens

Oh my days, have you seen the water chickens at the park today? They were absolutely splendid.

by Riley Cult Leader May 17, 2022

Cobra chicken

The definition of hell in one damn chicken

“Satan sent the damn cobra chickens again”

by Thy definition lord May 29, 2022

plain chicken

Someone boring, tasteless and dry. Has zero personality or sense of humour and probably wears tartan pyjamas.

Plain chicken for a plain girl

by PCFAPG December 26, 2021

Weird chicken

A solitary chick that hatched alone after a failed incubation batch and was forced to grow up alone, thereby creating a chicken without a flock, that when matured and brought out to join the other grown chickens outside, the flock is unable to accept this strange new bird and pecks it away. The weird chicken, having not grown up with chicks it’s own age to becomes a flock with, is flockless, unsocialized except to humans.

Can also apply to humans

That poor Weird Chicken, the other chickens wouldn’t let her roost with them, they pecked her away. She had to go sleep by herself in the below freezing temperatures and got frostbite. Let’s keep her as a house chicken now.

Yeah, Charlie’s a Weird Chicken. It’s ok though.

I’m worried about Mike living alone and working from home all week. He’s going to turn into a Weird Chicken

by kyy March 10, 2022