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a canadian welcome

When you handshake and you put one leg over the hands and fart in the other one in the face.
ah fuck that dude im gonna give him a canadian welcome
by Mathiens( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) March 26, 2017
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Canadian Lumba Ratus

The Canadian Lumba Ratus is a slang word in the east of Canada regarding a hill billy who has a disliking to showers and the washing of clothing. They’re people who are unclean and known for rudeness.
Ryan: I’m a grown man and I have the rights to not shower or wash my clothing. I don’t need anyone else’s opinions!

Jax: Alright you Canadian Lumba Ratus…
by The Amazing Brooke November 20, 2022
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Canadian toothbrush

Girl brushes her teeth with your dick and then flosses with your pubic hair‘s
I got cubes stuck in my teeth after I gave him a Canadian toothbrush
by Javon quirky April 9, 2019
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Canadian Breakfast

The Canadian Breakfast is a meal a Canadian consumes after hunting in a creek. It generally consists of a beaver's beaver, and a Nanaimo bar. Usually consumed with literal bog-water as a beverage to wash it down.
Oliver: Hey Benjamin, what'd you have for breakfast today?

Benjamin: I had a hearty Canadian breakfast...
by Frickin' Canadian March 23, 2023
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Canadian

they don't exist
by brolishish May 13, 2019
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Canadian comb over

Can you please take off your Canadian comb over for the national anthem
by Space captain beef chile December 15, 2019
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Canadian FlapJack

Giving a blowjob to a Canadian man that smells faintly of maple syrup.
“I went to Vancouver over spring break and gave a Canadian flapjack during a concert.”
by TyrannicalPenguin November 30, 2018
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