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Brandon

Weirdo dummy who simps for patience
Brandon simps for patience
by Bobbs November 14, 2020
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Go Brandon

When you find a MAGA friend and push him to the ground and rip his clothing off, crack his legs back like a dead hen, and put your cock into his ass, get a can of motor oil and pour it all over his asshole and balls and violently fuck him before cumming all over his MAGA hat.
Cmon Hoss, Let's Go Brandon to some Donald Trump video speeches tonite! I LOVE YOU MAN!!!
by Knox DeBoots December 26, 2021
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Brandon Daily

Usually a person who works at a school. People will often think he is someone who only jokes around but in reality he is a real and genuine person who often will put their time up to help people who he thinks is worthy of his assistance.
Friend: Yo who is that new funny teacher?
You: Thats Brandon Daily!
by HappyPixel October 18, 2020
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Brandon

Brandon is the guy who is hardworking, his dream is to go to the military, and serve. Most people named Brandon have glasses and Blondish pin straight hair. They are not a leader, but a follower. He always walks with pride with his head up. They always about their looks fixing their hair every second regardless of it moving. None of their teachers like them and often like
To pick on them. But that’s ok but because he serves.
Person 1: is that Brandon?
Person 2: He served!
by Frank is awesome November 20, 2023
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Brandon

A man that pulls multiple bitches but only simps for one, light skin, tall af, sus af, and never tries to cheat. Enjoys anime manga and time with their partner and Latinos / Latinas
Sheeesh man is a real Brandon
Wish I coulda be a Brandon
by Venerable Tempest January 27, 2022
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Brandon

hokceydad
hey isnt that brandon
by hokceydad123 October 18, 2020
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