Bong-squatting

The action of filling yourself a bowl of ganja and then not taking a hit immediately after.

Minimum time of 2 minutes after filling it qualifies an individual to be a bongsquatter.

Hey Joel you shit pigeon stop bong-squatting

by Dsig Dinesh August 18, 2025

Bong elbow

When a bong smoker develops a pain in their elbow similar to tennis elbow, caused by the bend of holding the bong.

‘Hey man, my fucking elbow is really sore, I think it’s from playing tennis when I was young’
‘Nah, you got that bong elbow form all those smoking sesh in college‘

by Load of Barney November 2, 2025

Nose Bong

term I first herd used by Matt Hoffman a Nose Bone is a term BMS's use when banging the front wheel of their bike into whatever surface they were heading for with not so great results i.e broken/bent wheel or body parts faceing the wrong direction

Whoa!! Dude totaly took a nose bong on that one..

yeah I was on my way down when BAM nose bonged straight into the rail GODAMIT #*@"!!#@"?*#?

by ian November 30, 2004

Cow Bong

a device made of clay, ceramic, plastic tubing or PVC, glass, a two liter coke bottles, or any other man made or fabricated substance that is normally filled with MILK rather then water used to smoke fine and tasty nuggs of marijuanna with; can be of varying lengths and sizes

"yo man we should totally chill later and smoke from my cow bong"

by Mike Sanderson February 23, 2009

mega bong

a bong made from a bucker covered in saran wrap and tubes poked in it.

dude we had eight people hooked on the mega bong last night

by archiiee December 26, 2008

President Bong

This is a phrase used to describe somebody who is hogging the smoking device and keeping it to yourself.

Lyle: Dude, Jack, pass the bong!
Randy: You're like president bong over there, Jack.

by planetchad June 15, 2009

houdini bong

holding in a bong toke for so long you don't blow any smoke out.

jaron: "Nice houdini bong jordan"
jordan: "thanks man!"

by siickening October 21, 2010