Book

The best thing in the world. The reason I'm alive. The portal to my soul. The love of my life. The best, most underrated thing in the world. The mental portal to a better world. The purpose of letters. The most important thing to ever exist.

I love reading books

by the confused bish February 8, 2022

the book thing

Phil go bye bye from the Mercellist Sun God

Prepare to bye bye I will now do the book thing

by Lorgaste Angry bird February 9, 2022

Little Book Theory

If your name goes in the book strange things will start to happen.

The Little Book Theory is true, my name went in the book and potatoes appeared on my porch.

by Clearwarning February 11, 2022

Book director

Me

"He is the book director(me)"

by G uy October 6, 2021

Cooking the books

when a postal employee has little to no mail for a day, yet they stay out past 8 hours anyway.

204b- Whats taking so long today Dave?
Dave- Just out here cooking the books!

by Unknownpostman October 7, 2021

Book Fucker

A book fucker is a dick less shit who loves masturbating on the pages of books even though he can get pussy.

Kakashi Hatake : Book Fucker = Woman Fucker

by Konan the Paper Lady September 5, 2021

book

a tree that was brutally murdered by humans

that poor book he only wanted to grow tall

by MWG Trey September 7, 2021