I know boats

The act of being overly confident in your ability to complete a task or know a fact just to be proven absolutely completely wrong.

Luca:”guys trust me I know boats(draws a boat)”
Teacher:”guys I don’t want you to draw boats”
Luca:”dang it”

by Jelks6767 November 16, 2025

Tip of the boat syndrome

The person infront of the boat has higher chances if catching fish.

Tip of the boat syndrome-

Bob is on the tip of the boat controlling the trolling motor.

John is in the back.

Bob will catch more fish than John.

by Phylosofist November 25, 2025

Missouri Boat Ride

To be left without a paddle and subject to the current of the river.

"...enjoy the Missouri Boat Ride!". And with that, the cowboy shot the tether from a distance, and everyone on the raft panicked because they had no paddles.

by il miglior fabbro December 7, 2025

gun boats

Big titties.

Did you see the size of her gun boats, bro?
Yes! They are exquisite!

by Layin_pipe June 19, 2021

Gravy Boat

The act of motor boating a woman after pouring KFC gravy on her breasts.

I gravy boated her behind the KFC dumpster last Thursday.

by anonymous July 5, 2021