dreams at 3:26 am

A phrase meaning "The most unrealistic dreams ever" and usually related to territorial disputes.

Indian person: Kashmir is Indian
Pakistani person: In your dreams at 3:26 AM

by Chess_Junta_with_a_BBC August 23, 2024

What am I doing wrong

Used when there’s a hot girl and somehow an ugly guy gets with her

Damn Skylar is bad!!! Look at her boyfriend though, he’s ugly. what Am I doing wrong…

by tanoshimou September 25, 2023

i am cool like that

A nicer way of saying " I don't need your help, I am good the way I am"

Mom: can I help you with your homework?

Son: no, shove off, I am cool like that.

by Sexydimma February 18, 2015

Made in the AM

Made in the AM is One Direction's last album and the first without Zayn Malik. It has songs like Temporary Fix, Drag Me Down or Perfect. Also called MITAM.

"Liam wears a hat on the Made In The AM cover."

by baguetteouioui August 3, 2024

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 10, 2025

I am. HandsUp.

Short police slang statement. The accused answering in a short 'matter of fast' tone, indicating decisiveness attached to the term 'HandsUp', adding a command for the criminal to follow.

Usually used in action movies when the protagonist captures the criminal or in real life when police give commands to the criminal in pursuit.

Police: Come with me now or else you'll be charged with more!

Criminal: You really think you're gonna be the one to take me in dawg??

Police: I'm done. HandsUp.

Criminal: Oh really?

Police: I am. HandsUp.

Criminal: Yes sir.

by CheeseCAKEGIRL January 4, 2025

Am I Evil?

My mother was a witch, she was burned alive
Thankless little bitch
For the tears I cried
Take her down now
Don't wanna see her face
Blistered and burnt, can't hide my disgrace

Twenty-seven, everyone was nice
Got to see them, make them pay the price
See their bodies out on the ice
Take my time

Am I evil?
Yes I am
Am I evil, I am man, yes

Watched my mother die
I lost my head
Revenge now I sought
To break with my bread
Takin' no chance
You come with me
I'll split you to the bone
Help set you free

Twenty-seven, everyone was nice
Got to see them, make them pay the price
See their bodies out on the ice
Take my time

Am I evil?
Yes I am
Am I evil, I am man, yes I am
Oh oh

On with the action now, I'll strip your pride
I'll spread your blood around
I'll see you ride
Your face is scarred with steel, wounds deep and neat
Like a double dozen before you
Smell so sweet

Am I evil?
Yes I am
Am I evil, I am man, yes I am

My soul is longing before, await my heir
Sent to avenge my mother, sleep myself
My face is long forgotten, my face not my own
Sweet and timely whore, take me home

Am I evil?
Yes I am
Am I evil? I am man, yes I am

I'm with the action now, I'll strip your pride
I'll spread your blood around, I'll see you ride
Your face is scarred with steel, your spirits dance
Like a double dozen before you, no romance

Am I evil?
Yes I am
Am I evil? I am man
Am I evil?
Yes I am
Am I evil? I am man
Yes I am

by Death Menace March 10, 2023