Sticky hearing aid

A sex act where the male ejaculates in to his partners ear with such vehemence the spooge cleans the ear canal thus improving hearing.

“The wife was complaining her ears were playing up after our flight so I sorted her reet out with a sticky hearing aid”

by The Grotbag June 19, 2025

church lady kool-aid

Origin: Lutheran

CHERRY (and only cherry) Kool-aid mix WITH the sugar AND 1-1.5 more cups of sugar added. Often paired with Oreos.... and then Dodgeball. #PraiseJesus

You don't need alcohol or drugs, you will be flying high enough on church lady kool-aid.

by kisserT September 4, 2022

AIDS

Aids is the disease you have from getting butt fucked by your dad when you were 12 and now no one likes you

You have aids

Just letting you know before I put it in, I have aids.

by AtekZz January 13, 2019

Band-Aid AU

A type of alternate universe where the characters sustain none of the original trauma in their storyline, but therefore undergo other traumas that are a result of the change in their stories.

For example, if Snow White hadn't bitten the apple, her story would change drastically and she'd experience different traumas.

"I just came up with a new Band-Aid AU for the events of the Five Nights At Freddy's movie!"

by Tempermental moth September 21, 2023

if it fucked them in the ass and gave them AIDS

An intensifier used to convey the extent to which an entity is ignorant of a phenomenon.

EA would not know good game design if it fucked them in the ass and gave them AIDS

by 10xValue September 24, 2021

Mental AIDS

When youre brain has lost its natural defense to gay or retarded shit.

youve been too degenerate or watched too much CNN and now your natural common sense mental-immune response to communism and LGBT is impaired to the point you can believe opposing things with sincere conviction

someone who thinks you are too young to get a tattoo but thinks 12 year olds can cut their boobs off might be said to be infected with mental aids.

totally against climate change, no problem with priate jets at climate change conferences

communist stickers on your new apple products

by particularily awesome dude September 27, 2023

aids in a cup

When u put aids in a cup

"u want some aids i have put in this cup?" "i heard u like aids in a cup"

by Aids Within A Styrofoam Cup April 12, 2017