Shut your asshole

A synonym for "shut your mouth", that also indicates that only shit (garbage) comes out of one's mouth, therefore replacing "mouth" with "asshole".
Donald: "It has not been easy for me... My father gave me a small loan of a million dollars"
Logical guy: "A million dollars is a small loan? Shut your asshole you orange whiny bitch"
by Anrei October 22, 2017
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shy asshole syndrome

When you go to a bathroom to take a shit, but someone else is already shitting, so you wait or go to another bathroom.

Also known as scaredy butt, cautious/shy sphincter, or covert bombing ass.
It took me 20 minutes to find a good place to shit because of my shy asshole syndrome.

I was polite today; decided to wait until after everyone left work to unleash my covert bombing ass.

Scaredy butt had to wait until we got home from the football game before he was comfortable deucing.
by Mad Malc February 26, 2014
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Moms asshole 69

So free freer than your mom on a Saturday night
by Hiiamyourdad March 12, 2021
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fist full of assholes

a group of dickholes no one wants to deal with
Friend one: Elyse and her friends can be real dickholes.
Friend two: Yeah, what a fist full of assholes.
by mhmm20 February 26, 2017
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Blown Out Asshole

When your deuce hole gets blown apart.
Heater nems: what happened to jojo bombs? She’s laying on the floor facedown with ass in the air?
Tookie: Dawg she got a blown out asshole from all them backdoor entry’s.
by ballplayer182 November 26, 2022
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Double-Jointed Asshole

While a normal asshole can only take so much before becoming sore, a person with a "double-jointed" asshole can have anal sex with multiple people at the same time throughout the whole day.
Dude, I screwed a girl with a double-jointed asshole and it was like a cave down there.
by pvc1983 October 08, 2022
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blowed out asshole

An asshole that becomes agape after being fucked hard. It then turns into a pink sock.
Darla has a blowed out asshole because she took Matt's Alabama king snake, for 3 hours straight.
by Shitshow1986 July 06, 2022
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